Status: Contains some less intense sexual content. ('Less intense' in the sense that nothing's going to be whipped out at you and possibly hit someone)

Practice Makes Perfect

After a wonderful evening out with his lovely mate, Munkustrap thinks he's got it all under control...

And then the dreaded 'Performance Anxiety' kicks in.

This was a birthday fic I wrote for my roomate/bestfriend Delphicoracle-Cat. You can find her (and me!) on Fanfiction.net and Deviantart.com
I hope to be writing as awesomely as her one day. I'm still a ways away.
  1. Sticking to the Plan
    Munk's not very good at it, unfortunately.
  2. If You Ignore it, it Might Go Away
    Mistoffelees obviously wants to know what's up! You can't hide the virgin forever; too bad Munkustrap would rather dig his own grave than fess up. Men.
  3. When The Universe Wants to Kick You While You're Down...
    It makes everything go absolutely right and sends your *** of a brother after you.
  4. The Truth Revealed!
    A little in-between where Munk is all "Aha! I'm going to reveal my secret identity as Super Virgin!" With Tumblebrutus trying to get some of his neglected sugar.
  5. Attack of the Awkward V
    Munk swipes his V-card finally. Kinda awkward. Kinda sad.