Status: Love the 80's
Lips Like Morphine
Ch3
"Hey guys,no running in the house!"Mom said but as Sam stopped we saw what he was looking at.It was a room with red lights filled with animal heads and bodies and stuff like that...it was creepy as hell"Talk about the Texas Chain-Saw Massacre"I said and Sam and Michael started laughing"Rules!"Grandpa said as we snapped our heads to him"We've got some rules around here"Grandpa said and lead us to the kitchen and opened the fridge seeing a shelf in the fridge with a cardboard cutout saying
"Old Fart*" "2nd Shelf is mine"Grandpa opened the little card board cutout and showed Rootbeers and double stuffed Oreos
"Nobody touches the Oreo's but me"Grandpa said as he started to walk out.Michael stopped me and showed me some bushes by the window and made his fingers to a smoking position by his mouth meaning ~I think Grandpa smokes pot~ I laughed alittle as well as Sam, we followed after that"Theres another rule around
here and I want you to pay attention.Dont touch anything.Every
thing is exactly where I want it to be"Grandpa said"Gramps...is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?"I asked smirking"Eh theres some bad elements around here"Grandpa said
"Wait a sec let me get this straight r u telling me that we moved to the murder capital of the world?R u serious Grandpa?"Sam asked freaked out"Well let me put it this way.If all thee corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...we'd have one hell of a population problem"Grandpa said and Michael and I worded *wow* silently as Sam looked back at us"Great Dad"Mom said displeased"Now on Wednesdays when the mail man brings me the TV guide.Sometimes the adress label is curled up abit.U'll be tempted to tear it off.Dont"Grandpa said as Michael kept messing with Sam and I.I elbowed him in the gut and he groaned but then tickled me(we're pretty close)I laughed and stepped on his foot making him let go.Michael pulled on Sammy's ear and he pulled away grossed out.I snickered"You'll only wind up cippin' the cover and I dont like that"Grandpa said as he turned around and we were back where we were at the doors where all the animal heads and bodies were"And stay outta here"He said"Wait,
u have a TV?"Sam asked with hope"No.I just like to read the TV guide"Grandpa said and shut the doors in our faces.I looked at my watch and it read 5:30"Crap I gotta get ready for work"I said and ran up stairs to my new room.Grandpa said it was especially for me.It had purple walls,black curtains and a shiny hardwood floor.I loved Grandpa he was the best.So yeah I dressed in a skin tight black spaghetti strap shirt with a blue pladd skirt and chuck taylors.I slipped on a blue ribboned necklace with a diamond heart at the end.I put on light makeup,then left on my bike with my black"Sons Of Anarchy" jacket(lets just say they were a real group and had jackets that you could buy for anyone who knows of S.O.A)"Hey,Im coming too"Michael said and I smirked"With Sammy dear?"I asked"Nah he's riding with mom.She's going there to look for a job"Michael said and I nodded as we rode off into the night to the amusement park.I got to the skateboard shop"Hey Im here"I said and she smirked"Oh yeah we're closing cuz the boards are sold out but here's your cut"She said and I smiled"Oh thanks Lily!"I said and with that Michael and I rode off and stopped at a concert.Sammy had even found us!We parked our bikes and took the key and went into the crowd listening to the music.As we were listening I saw a REALLY pretty girl walk by in a white spaghetti strap shirt and along colorful skirt with a little kid.I noticed how Michael was starring hard at her.I was bored so I desided to tell Michael I was going to walk around and shit.I left after that.I got on my bike & then rode on the side of the pier & looked at the moon.I smirked"Wonder what exactly I'll find here in Santa Carla.I saw mom and walked over"Hey mommadukes"I said and she smiled"Ima check out this store kay?"I said and she smiled as I walked in and checked some stuff out......... (dont worry David will be in the next one)
"Old Fart*" "2nd Shelf is mine"Grandpa opened the little card board cutout and showed Rootbeers and double stuffed Oreos
"Nobody touches the Oreo's but me"Grandpa said as he started to walk out.Michael stopped me and showed me some bushes by the window and made his fingers to a smoking position by his mouth meaning ~I think Grandpa smokes pot~ I laughed alittle as well as Sam, we followed after that"Theres another rule around
here and I want you to pay attention.Dont touch anything.Every
thing is exactly where I want it to be"Grandpa said"Gramps...is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?"I asked smirking"Eh theres some bad elements around here"Grandpa said
"Wait a sec let me get this straight r u telling me that we moved to the murder capital of the world?R u serious Grandpa?"Sam asked freaked out"Well let me put it this way.If all thee corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...we'd have one hell of a population problem"Grandpa said and Michael and I worded *wow* silently as Sam looked back at us"Great Dad"Mom said displeased"Now on Wednesdays when the mail man brings me the TV guide.Sometimes the adress label is curled up abit.U'll be tempted to tear it off.Dont"Grandpa said as Michael kept messing with Sam and I.I elbowed him in the gut and he groaned but then tickled me(we're pretty close)I laughed and stepped on his foot making him let go.Michael pulled on Sammy's ear and he pulled away grossed out.I snickered"You'll only wind up cippin' the cover and I dont like that"Grandpa said as he turned around and we were back where we were at the doors where all the animal heads and bodies were"And stay outta here"He said"Wait,
u have a TV?"Sam asked with hope"No.I just like to read the TV guide"Grandpa said and shut the doors in our faces.I looked at my watch and it read 5:30"Crap I gotta get ready for work"I said and ran up stairs to my new room.Grandpa said it was especially for me.It had purple walls,black curtains and a shiny hardwood floor.I loved Grandpa he was the best.So yeah I dressed in a skin tight black spaghetti strap shirt with a blue pladd skirt and chuck taylors.I slipped on a blue ribboned necklace with a diamond heart at the end.I put on light makeup,then left on my bike with my black"Sons Of Anarchy" jacket(lets just say they were a real group and had jackets that you could buy for anyone who knows of S.O.A)"Hey,Im coming too"Michael said and I smirked"With Sammy dear?"I asked"Nah he's riding with mom.She's going there to look for a job"Michael said and I nodded as we rode off into the night to the amusement park.I got to the skateboard shop"Hey Im here"I said and she smirked"Oh yeah we're closing cuz the boards are sold out but here's your cut"She said and I smiled"Oh thanks Lily!"I said and with that Michael and I rode off and stopped at a concert.Sammy had even found us!We parked our bikes and took the key and went into the crowd listening to the music.As we were listening I saw a REALLY pretty girl walk by in a white spaghetti strap shirt and along colorful skirt with a little kid.I noticed how Michael was starring hard at her.I was bored so I desided to tell Michael I was going to walk around and shit.I left after that.I got on my bike & then rode on the side of the pier & looked at the moon.I smirked"Wonder what exactly I'll find here in Santa Carla.I saw mom and walked over"Hey mommadukes"I said and she smiled"Ima check out this store kay?"I said and she smiled as I walked in and checked some stuff out......... (dont worry David will be in the next one)