These Mistakes I've Made

"You're such a bitch, Trotter."
"Takes one to know one."
"No, it really doesn't. You know a fish when you see one, right? See an ugly-ass scaly thing flopping around and you're like 'hey, that's a fish' right? That doesn't make you a fucking fish. It just makes you perceptive enough to know one when you see it. I know a fucking bitch when I see one, and you — you're a bitch."
"I love you."
"…fuck you."

This is the story of two growing-ups. One's name is John Franklin Trotter. The other remains nameless.