I'm So Gay
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From: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
Re: Reasons Why I'm Not Gay: a list that will satisfy any and all burning questions
Hugs 'n' kisses,
Lucas
From: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
Re: Reasons Why I'm Not Gay: a list that will satisfy any and all burning questions
- I don't daydream of sucking dick
- Sure, I have my own entourage of girls -- but that just means I've got game
- I have a girlfriend, her name is Lucy
- No bathroom rituals over 'hurr
- Seriously -- Taylor Swift?
- I've never seen an award show in my life
- I am so totally okay with public toilets
- I don't have a facebook profile with all of my secret lovers. Or, I do: they just happen to have boobs
- I am okay with the gay.
- Boobs
- Pussy
- Boobs
P.S. Just kidding, I'm gay. And I think you're hot, Conner.- Sure, I have my own entourage of girls -- but that just means I've got game
- I have a girlfriend, her name is Lucy
- No bathroom rituals over 'hurr
- Seriously -- Taylor Swift?
- I've never seen an award show in my life
- I am so totally okay with public toilets
- I don't have a facebook profile with all of my secret lovers. Or, I do: they just happen to have boobs
- I am okay with the gay.
- Boobs
- Pussy
- Boobs
Hugs 'n' kisses,
Lucas
♠ ♠ ♠
because mod homo wasn't satire enough for me, this happened.