I'm So Gay
Response O'Doom
It shouldn't be so bad, Lucas repeated to himself to the point of feeling like he was being brain-washed -by himself. Nobody checks his or her e-mails anymore, right?
No, wrong.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: connerhackedmyotheremail@hotmail.com
Does this mean you do daydream of sucking cock? D==8 0-:
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: sugarandspice@hotmail.com
I found it highly offensive that you mocked homosexuality so easily. You're kind of a dick. You like dick, don't you? You're a vagina.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: alicia.m@comcast.net
What about Lucy? Is this a joke?
P.S. I've always shipped you and Conner
P.P.S. Disregard above statement if this was, indeed, a joke.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: ryansamyan@gmail.com
Who even uses e-mail anymore!? Lol text it next time!!
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: boltamy94@yahoo.com
Did you do the thing where you write down your feels to an addressed group and then accidentally click send like the dipshit you are because I think that's exactly what happened. We should talk. xx
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: allegragator@gmail.com
I'm confused?
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: everyoneloveslucy@hotmail.com
LOL you are so funny. See you tomorrow!(:
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: elsoupodegato@gmail.com
There are easier and less public ways to ask if I am open to a three-way didn't know Lucy had it in her LOL.
Is the swine flu still a thing, because Lucas definitely just caught it. It wouldn't be right for him to go to school tomorrow, or the next day -- he could be contagious! Maybe they should have him quarantined in Antarctica where this is no such thing as e-mail.
Worst comes to worst (ie: Lucy realizing that this was not lol so funny), Lucas could blame the e-mail on his little sister who's pretty literate for a three year old.
Or you know, Antarctica.
No, wrong.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: connerhackedmyotheremail@hotmail.com
Does this mean you do daydream of sucking cock? D==8 0-:
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: sugarandspice@hotmail.com
I found it highly offensive that you mocked homosexuality so easily. You're kind of a dick. You like dick, don't you? You're a vagina.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: alicia.m@comcast.net
What about Lucy? Is this a joke?
P.S. I've always shipped you and Conner
P.P.S. Disregard above statement if this was, indeed, a joke.
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: ryansamyan@gmail.com
Who even uses e-mail anymore!? Lol text it next time!!
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: boltamy94@yahoo.com
Did you do the thing where you write down your feels to an addressed group and then accidentally click send like the dipshit you are because I think that's exactly what happened. We should talk. xx
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: allegragator@gmail.com
I'm confused?
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: everyoneloveslucy@hotmail.com
LOL you are so funny. See you tomorrow!(:
To: lucasnelson95@gmail.com
From: elsoupodegato@gmail.com
There are easier and less public ways to ask if I am open to a three-way didn't know Lucy had it in her LOL.
Is the swine flu still a thing, because Lucas definitely just caught it. It wouldn't be right for him to go to school tomorrow, or the next day -- he could be contagious! Maybe they should have him quarantined in Antarctica where this is no such thing as e-mail.
Worst comes to worst (ie: Lucy realizing that this was not lol so funny), Lucas could blame the e-mail on his little sister who's pretty literate for a three year old.
Or you know, Antarctica.