The Letter 'F'

Introduction?

I would say it's sheer coincidence I [f]ound this. Or that it was written in the stars... Whichever you'd pre[f]er. You can pretend that's what happened:

Happenstance.

To be completely honest, I was dreaming, sleeping even. In my cracked, abused [f]our-post bed with hideous [f]lannel sheets.
To be even more honest, I'm making this up.

It's impossible, this world I'm living in. It's imaginary, just like the world you are, where you and I exist together, no matter what distance on land or through space.

Cyber or otherwise.

All I can say [f]or certain is that this is because o[f] the letter "F."

I mean, in just the past one-hundred-nine words, it appeared like... seven times? That's not nearly as o[f]ten as some other letters, true, but...

I [f]eel it's a bit neglected. Oh, sure, we rarely utter a "Q" or a "X" or even a "B."

The letter "F" though... It's got something.

Strange to think he only ever asked to meet "H."
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So I guess I've been gone a while. Like Panic at the Disco or your mom's virginity.

Can I call that an excuse to beg comments and that you might kill... Uh, tell all your fellow mibba-ers I'm back?

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