Would Have Married You in Vegas

I planned to spend a weekend away from the stresses of work and raising my five-year-old daughter without the help of her estranged father. Maybe I'd even let loose and enjoy what the infamous Sin City had to offer.

What I didn't plan? Waking up naked next to my baby daddy, a glistening rock on my finger.

Well, God you've done it again.

I don't think what happens in Vegas can stay in Vegas this time.