Status: Completed n May 6th, 2013, 10:04 PM THANKS FOR READING! !~^_^SAAVi^_^~!
My ***ed up Bachelor Party
Chapter 12~Whatever
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“So did you guys take a shower together or what?” George asked.
It was turning to dusk, and the six men were all layered atop each other, comfortable despite the appearance of their positions.
“We did, actually.”
“DANNY!” Matt screeched as he slapped the upper arm of Danny.
“What?!” He replied, laughing. “Was I supposed to tell them we didn’t?”
“Yes!”
“What’s the point in that? We already fucked. A shower would not be as bad.”
“Well...! Never mind.”
“What’d you guys do in the shower? Hmmmm?” Jorel asked. I’m sure you’d be surprised to hear him talk, considering his ear was being nibbled on slightly by Dylan.
“We gave each other blowjobs.”
“We gave each other blowjobs,” Danny and Matt said at the same time.
Everyone just stared at them, with big wide ‘O’s for mouths.
“We were kidding.”
“We were kidding,” Matt and Danny said at the same time.
They just kept staring.
“No, seriously, we’re kidding,” Matt said defensively.
“I doubt that,” Dylan said as he laid his head on Jorel’s bare chest.
“Well, it’s true, fag,” Matt retorted.
“Hey, I am NOT a fag.”
“Really now?” Jorel said, with his signature eyebrow wiggle.
“Damn it, don’t do that,” Dylan half-begged.
“Whaaat?” Jorel said innocently.
“That stupid eyebrow wiggle thing.”
“Whhhhhy?”
“Never mind,” Dylan retreated. His head sunk back down to Jorel’s chest. Jorel, realizing this little opportunity, started rubbing his side, which everyone knew, was Dylan’s most ticklish spot.
Danny and Matt just rolled their eyes.
“Well guys, I think it’s time we retired,” Matt said sleepily.
“WHY??!!!?” Everyone shouted at once.
Matt gave his infamous facepalm. “Not THAT kind of retire, idiots. I mean go to bed.”
“Oops, sorry, Matt,” Danny said.
“Meh, it’s fine.”
“So Jorel... wanna sleep with me tonight?”
“Duh.”
Soon Dylan and Jorel were off to the bunks, hopefully not going to do what they did earlier.
“I’m about to pass out,” Matt stated.
“Me, too... wanna sleep together?” Danny asked seriously.
Matt just stared at him. “We won’t fit.”
“THAT’S your first concern?”
“Yeah.”
“I mean, we can just spoon. Maybe if we spoon, we could fit. Or you could sleep on top of me, or I can sleep on top of you, it doesn’t matter either way.”
“I’ll pass, but maybe tomorrow night.”
“Okay.”
With that, they retreated to their own bunks. That only left George and Jordan.
“You tired?” George asked.
“Yeah. But let’s sleep in MY bunk.”
“Understood, General,” George said with a salute.
Jordan chuckled. “Let’s go.”
The two fuck bunnies got up, held hands, and led each other to the fucking hole.
But if George knew better, he’d feel Jordan’s anger.
“So did you guys take a shower together or what?” George asked.
It was turning to dusk, and the six men were all layered atop each other, comfortable despite the appearance of their positions.
“We did, actually.”
“DANNY!” Matt screeched as he slapped the upper arm of Danny.
“What?!” He replied, laughing. “Was I supposed to tell them we didn’t?”
“Yes!”
“What’s the point in that? We already fucked. A shower would not be as bad.”
“Well...! Never mind.”
“What’d you guys do in the shower? Hmmmm?” Jorel asked. I’m sure you’d be surprised to hear him talk, considering his ear was being nibbled on slightly by Dylan.
“We gave each other blowjobs.”
“We gave each other blowjobs,” Danny and Matt said at the same time.
Everyone just stared at them, with big wide ‘O’s for mouths.
“We were kidding.”
“We were kidding,” Matt and Danny said at the same time.
They just kept staring.
“No, seriously, we’re kidding,” Matt said defensively.
“I doubt that,” Dylan said as he laid his head on Jorel’s bare chest.
“Well, it’s true, fag,” Matt retorted.
“Hey, I am NOT a fag.”
“Really now?” Jorel said, with his signature eyebrow wiggle.
“Damn it, don’t do that,” Dylan half-begged.
“Whaaat?” Jorel said innocently.
“That stupid eyebrow wiggle thing.”
“Whhhhhy?”
“Never mind,” Dylan retreated. His head sunk back down to Jorel’s chest. Jorel, realizing this little opportunity, started rubbing his side, which everyone knew, was Dylan’s most ticklish spot.
Danny and Matt just rolled their eyes.
“Well guys, I think it’s time we retired,” Matt said sleepily.
“WHY??!!!?” Everyone shouted at once.
Matt gave his infamous facepalm. “Not THAT kind of retire, idiots. I mean go to bed.”
“Oops, sorry, Matt,” Danny said.
“Meh, it’s fine.”
“So Jorel... wanna sleep with me tonight?”
“Duh.”
Soon Dylan and Jorel were off to the bunks, hopefully not going to do what they did earlier.
“I’m about to pass out,” Matt stated.
“Me, too... wanna sleep together?” Danny asked seriously.
Matt just stared at him. “We won’t fit.”
“THAT’S your first concern?”
“Yeah.”
“I mean, we can just spoon. Maybe if we spoon, we could fit. Or you could sleep on top of me, or I can sleep on top of you, it doesn’t matter either way.”
“I’ll pass, but maybe tomorrow night.”
“Okay.”
With that, they retreated to their own bunks. That only left George and Jordan.
“You tired?” George asked.
“Yeah. But let’s sleep in MY bunk.”
“Understood, General,” George said with a salute.
Jordan chuckled. “Let’s go.”
The two fuck bunnies got up, held hands, and led each other to the fucking hole.
But if George knew better, he’d feel Jordan’s anger.
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OH SHIT! Short chapter...Curious Question #22
Why do you think Jordan is angry?
Curious Question #23
Do YOU think things will ever be heterosexual ever again?
Curious Question #24
If you could fuck ANY(or all) members of Hollywood Undead, who would it be and why? What move would you like them to do? Where? Protected or bareback? :) Well... all of them... Elevator, 69, Missionary, and... derp derp... fuck, I don’t know... In a closed library in the air ducts... Protected obviously, I don’t want there children.
WAIT... FUCK! I’M FEMALE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Fuck me, man -_____-*
GUESS WHAT! There’s going to be a FOURTH part! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! This one just MIGHT border on the insane... MIGHT. Okay, it will. :)
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