Status: Dunno if it should be a drabble or story...?

Maybe

two.

He hums happily with a wide smile on his face, as he washes the pile of dirty dishes; which is unusual of him.
"Why're you so giddy?" you ask, although you already know why. He chuckles at you your comment and gives you a look.
"I think you already know," he says, "am I right?"
No, I don't know! you think sarcastically to yourself. It's obvious that he met someone new.

You wonder, What does this one look like? How pretty?
"What's their name?" You ask, emphasizing the word 'their', wanting to know his new toy's gender.
"Robert. He's absolutely perfect and he's fresh." He stated proudly.
You shiver as the word 'fresh' slips passed his lips.
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...Okay. Well I have no idea if y'all wanted me to continue the story but I had like 5 subscribers so, I take that as a go?
Hm, who knows but, erm, here is it.

Let me know what you think.

~Pansy Xo