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"She's so pretty, don't you think?"

"She's alright."

"Alright? Is that all you can say? She's perfect! Look at how clear her skin is! And her legs! Omigod I'd die to have those legs."

"But..."

"But what?"

"She's so... skinny."

"Well that's the whole point."

"She looks malnourished."

"When you're as big as you are, everyone will look malnourished."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing."

"No tell me, what did you mean by that?"

"I said nothing! God Millie, you're such a drama queen."