The Sorcerer.

I smiled, the new kid in town coming into my shop. I was wearing a purple lacey plaid dress. It had flowers on it! I was wearing dark indigo heels with a bow on the toe! I was also wearing a black fedora, and my eyeshadow was a very very light teal. My phone case was also amazing, along with the bag beside me. He looked at me. He walked over. He touched the dream catcher. "What's the point of this place?"
"I sell horror stuff, dream catchers, and services with my board."
"What does it do?"
"Answers your questions."
"An Ouija board?"
"Oh, no, far from that. I've associated an ordinary game board with sorcery, see I am a witch, and I see all, and trust me, I KNOW all!" He nodded.
"I'd like to give it a try."
"I must warm you, it involves pricking the finger, and you have to clear your mind, plus, whatever it says, will happen." I said, telling him precautions. I led him back. I sat him down at my table, and grabbed my bag. I took out my board, paper, needle, and my spell book. Yes, I am SERIOUSLY a fucking witch! I pricked his finger, sucking as much blood as possible from it. "Akki kara Makai, Mitsauki kara Heaven, Kigen ue touhou ken ninoku ichi shimon." I said. (Translations are in A/N!!!)
"Will I ever find love?" I nodded, and had to translate it to the board.
"Mune ore hiroimono ai?" I asked the board.
"Senpou oite makkou temae."
"She is right in front of you." I translated from the blood writing. I gasped. "WHAT?"
"Yeah right, REFUND!"
"The board does not lie. Trust me." I said. He sighed.
"Whatever." He said, storming out of the shop.
"RUDE!" I said outloud. Randomly a french person walked up to me. She said 'How much does this cost?' referring to a dream catcher. I smiled.
"1" I said. She nodded, buying 3 dream catchers.

The day went REALLY slow and I couldn't stop thinking about what my board had said.