The Sorcerer.

We finally decided what we are going to do. We are going to each make a list of things, pack up cases, and as soon as the cops find us, we will resort to the cabin. I'm a witch, or sorcerer as you would call it. Anyway, we haven't gotten to thug life yet. It's just a few inches away. I realized how stupid me telling you my life story is, it's pointless. But this diary will one day be famous, so I might as well keep on. Long story short, not living thug life didn't go too well. At all.