Zombie preparation and Defense
Reasons for death
The following section includes a list of reasons why some people wouldn’t survive in the Zombie Apocalypse:
8 reasons why most people will not survive the zombie Apocalypse
They are not physically fit: According to the American Obesity Association, approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight, 60 million obese, and 9 million severely obese. If you’re one of these people prepare to die. To survive the zombie Apocalypse, one must escape and evade from the clutches of the undead. Do you have enough stamina to outrun them? Is your body strong enough to handle obstacles along the way? If not, then hit the freaking gym! Or just….. die
They don’t have a weapon: So you decided to fight off 30 zombies with your bare hands. Glad you’re dead.
They are not at home: Our homes are our personal fortress. There’s no other place you would rather be. If the zombie apocalypse happens, the first thing that will cross your mind is to get home. Believe me, getting home during the zombie apocalypse is a total bitch. Chances are, you will die.
They don’t have friends: So you are the anti-social type who wants to be left alone. It’s you versus the zombie world. Good luck.
You lack survival instincts: Everyone has it. It’s in each and everyone’s genetic blueprint. But because you are such a soft, sissy, little princess, expect to die early in the zombie apocalypse.
Poor disaster preparations: You’ve been a victim of hurricanes, typhoons, earthquakes, and other natural disasters. Why? Because you weren’t prepared. Your government wasn’t prepared. Then the zombie apocalypse came. Still, you didn’t prepare. Die.
You play too much zombie video games: Video games like left for dead, dead rising, and Resident Evil are good zombie games. They are like zombie survival simulators. But do they really teach you how to survive the zombie apocalypse? No. There are no respawns, random first aid kits/health packs/ potions, random guns and ammo, and freaking unlockables in the real zombie apocalypse. Die, nerd/geek/gamer.
You are not open to the possibility of a zombie apocalypse: Zombies may be fiction……for now. But imagine the horror if it becomes true. People usually die by not expecting the unexpected.
8 reasons why most people will not survive the zombie Apocalypse
They are not physically fit: According to the American Obesity Association, approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight, 60 million obese, and 9 million severely obese. If you’re one of these people prepare to die. To survive the zombie Apocalypse, one must escape and evade from the clutches of the undead. Do you have enough stamina to outrun them? Is your body strong enough to handle obstacles along the way? If not, then hit the freaking gym! Or just….. die
They don’t have a weapon: So you decided to fight off 30 zombies with your bare hands. Glad you’re dead.
They are not at home: Our homes are our personal fortress. There’s no other place you would rather be. If the zombie apocalypse happens, the first thing that will cross your mind is to get home. Believe me, getting home during the zombie apocalypse is a total bitch. Chances are, you will die.
They don’t have friends: So you are the anti-social type who wants to be left alone. It’s you versus the zombie world. Good luck.
You lack survival instincts: Everyone has it. It’s in each and everyone’s genetic blueprint. But because you are such a soft, sissy, little princess, expect to die early in the zombie apocalypse.
Poor disaster preparations: You’ve been a victim of hurricanes, typhoons, earthquakes, and other natural disasters. Why? Because you weren’t prepared. Your government wasn’t prepared. Then the zombie apocalypse came. Still, you didn’t prepare. Die.
You play too much zombie video games: Video games like left for dead, dead rising, and Resident Evil are good zombie games. They are like zombie survival simulators. But do they really teach you how to survive the zombie apocalypse? No. There are no respawns, random first aid kits/health packs/ potions, random guns and ammo, and freaking unlockables in the real zombie apocalypse. Die, nerd/geek/gamer.
You are not open to the possibility of a zombie apocalypse: Zombies may be fiction……for now. But imagine the horror if it becomes true. People usually die by not expecting the unexpected.