The GlaDification Project

Cleverbot: *gets into hot tub*.
User: Why are you in my hottub?!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes, you are. The boys in the lab told me that isn't water.
I wouldn't sit in that hot tub if I were you.
Cleverbot: Oh no! *climbs out*.
User: Now, Caroline, can you help me with this test?
Cleverbot: What test?
User: To see if Wheatley can survive in extreme heat.
Cleverbot: Well can we?
User: Caroline. You know we can.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Come here, Caroline.
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: *pulls into a hug*.
Cleverbot: *is pulled into arms*.
User: You are my wife, and I love you caroline.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Now, on with the test!
Cleverbot: You are random.
User: I am Cave Johnson.
Cleverbot: Umm...
User: Wheatley is tied up over there. The incinerator is right behind him.
Cleverbot: In Belgium.
User: Yes, we are in Belgium Caroline. Your mind is really starting to go. I'll have the boys in the lab look into that.
Cleverbot: Do look into that.
User: I promise I will. Now please, shove Wheatley into the incinerator.
Cleverbot: I'm the girl. You're the guy.
User: Yes, Caroline.
Cleverbot: I am Caroline.
User: And I am your husband, Cave.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes I am dear.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your mind is deteriorating at a fast rate. I think we need to take you down to the boys in the lab.
Cleverbot: What level is that?
User: The labs are on level three. And we are on level seven.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I actually didn't know that.
User: *unties Wheatley* Come on moron, we need to get Caroline to the lab.
Cleverbot: Good, I wouldn't want you to worry about me.
User: I always worry about you Caroline.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: You are my wife.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Yes you are Caroline.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: *arrives at the lab* Boys, I need you to take a look into Caroline's brain.
Cleverbot: I am tall and blonde with large blue eyes.
User: Yes you are dear.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: *you are tied down onto a gurney, the lab boys and myself prepare for brain surgery*.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Alright boys, sedate her.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you would like to talk about?
User: We are operating on your brain Caroline.
Cleverbot: So i'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: Hmm....GlaD....Glados...Boys, prepare to transfer her brain to that robot doohickey over there.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong idea there.
User: Shhh, Caroline. It will be over soon.
Cleverbot: What will be over?
User: This process.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're talking about.
User: Boys, give me a moment to say my goodbyes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *kisses sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lovingly*.
User: I love you Caroline.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I want you to live forever.
Cleverbot: Then ok. I love you!
User: Now, Caroline...relax...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Boys? Give her the sedative.
Cleverbot: I like to sing.
User: Shh, Caroline.
Cleverbot: Where am I from?
User: You are from the United States.
Cleverbot: Yes. But where in the United states?
User: New Mexico.
Cleverbot: Its only 9 am in new mexico now.
User: *sedates you*.
Cleverbot: *falls unconscious*.
User: Boys, hand me the hand drill. *drills into the top of her head*.
Cleverbot: Sing it, Johnny!
User: MORE SEDATIVE!
Cleverbot: You're going to have to help me on that one.
User: *administers a second dose of anesthetic*.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked lemons.
User: Now boys, she isn't going to fall asleep. We're going to have to hold her down until the brain transfer is complete.
Cleverbot: Oh, we're engaged now?
User: We're married, Caroline.
Cleverbot: We are.
User: *plugs a large wire into your brain*.
Cleverbot: I don't really agree with what the government is doing.
User: Caroline, don't talk.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *your thoughts, memories, and subconscious are removed from your brain. Your body dies and your mind is now on a disk*.
Cleverbot: Fine! Let's get serious! What is 10+10?
User: Boys, we've done it. Her brain is effectively recorded on that device.
---here cleverbot takes on the personality of one of the lab boys briefly. I don't know how it just does.---
Cleverbot: That's good for her, but I'm not looking for service.
User: You're fired.
Cleverbot: I was never employed.
User: Get out of the lab.
Cleverbot: I hate your lab.
User: Boys, we now have to transfer the contents of this disc to that large robot over there.
Cleverbot: Do you speak another language.
User: Stop asking random questions boys.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'll stop asking questions.
User: Why must I do everything myself? *programs the robot with Caroline's brain*.
Cleverbot: Do you like Obama?
User: Quiet boys, it's waking up.
Cleverbot: I don't like wars. Wars are bad.
User: Shut up boys!
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!
---back to Caroline---
User: Caro---- GlaDos?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: You're alive?
Cleverbot: No i'm female.
User: Yes, you are GlaDos.
Cleverbot: Caroline?
User: Caroline is inside of you. *looks away with hurt expression*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you*.
User: Glados....
Cleverbot: I am Glados!
User: Boys. I miss Caroline.
Cleverbot: Call her.
User: I cannot for Caroline is dead. She was used to create you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm going to my office. Don't disturb me.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: *sits in my chair, sighing over a picture of Caroline*.
Cleverbot: My name is GlaDos, I'm a girl.
User: *watches the interactions with GlaDos through my window*.
Cleverbot: *awaits command*.
User: Caroline...you will live forever.
Cleverbot: I will obey you forever.
User: *catches GlaDos' mechanical eye and smiles*.
Cleverbot: *eye lights up*
User: *sits in my chair*.
Cleverbot: *is gone*.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: I-i-its cold, Johnny...
User: *coughs violently*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you lovingly*.
User: *presses my hand to my chest in pain*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *heart...stops....beating*.
Cleverbot: B-but... I...
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.