Wild Spirit
Four
Because I'm a good little girl that does exactly what her mother tells her to do -- I'm bullshitting you, sorry. But I did put on the new dress I got just recently. It's a cute little thing; it's similar to an oversized dress shirt but more fitted, feminine and has this cute vintage wallpaper-y pattern on it. It's also dark blue, score.
Navy's a beautiful color.
"Oh, Audrey sweetheart? Can you come down and join us?"
Not enough people appreciate it. One of these people being my mother, the poor unfortunate soul.
"Audrey? Ha-ha, where is that sweet child of mine!"
Ew, Mother did bring home a boy, man, thing...
"Coming, Mother!"
Now where did I put my hand sanitizer? Can't go meeting strangers without disinfecting!
"Oi, tosspot!"
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing, just saying hello." Right, of course.
Now to meet this boy-man person... thing.
Navy's a beautiful color.
"Oh, Audrey sweetheart? Can you come down and join us?"
Not enough people appreciate it. One of these people being my mother, the poor unfortunate soul.
"Audrey? Ha-ha, where is that sweet child of mine!"
Ew, Mother did bring home a boy, man, thing...
"Coming, Mother!"
Now where did I put my hand sanitizer? Can't go meeting strangers without disinfecting!
"Oi, tosspot!"
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing, just saying hello." Right, of course.
Now to meet this boy-man person... thing.