The Songs of the Long Land
Foreword by Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the Galaxy (Disgraced)
Hey there citizen!
Zaphod here and may I say I think this book was-
Umm...
The book was an absolute triumph of xen-three century writing. The imagery took my breath away and it was divine. I - as the President of the Galaxy - am frabjous in my humble way to be given a copy of this revolutionary book. The stark beauty of the world, the talk of gods and demons and the description of a nasty pox all come to life in this admittedly sparse epic poetry. Should Lallafa have seen his true fate instead of experiencing the fate given to him by force of a brutal advertising campaign then he would have seen that the years of conviction, the years of suffering, loneliness and chronic mockery were overall better for his poetry than the years of talk shows and trophy wives.
Or something, man!
If you nerds have finished reading, maybe you should go get some cocktails or something.
Love and kisses,
Zaphod
Zaphod here and may I say I think this book was-
Umm...
The book was an absolute triumph of xen-three century writing. The imagery took my breath away and it was divine. I - as the President of the Galaxy - am frabjous in my humble way to be given a copy of this revolutionary book. The stark beauty of the world, the talk of gods and demons and the description of a nasty pox all come to life in this admittedly sparse epic poetry. Should Lallafa have seen his true fate instead of experiencing the fate given to him by force of a brutal advertising campaign then he would have seen that the years of conviction, the years of suffering, loneliness and chronic mockery were overall better for his poetry than the years of talk shows and trophy wives.
Or something, man!
If you nerds have finished reading, maybe you should go get some cocktails or something.
Love and kisses,
Zaphod