Flowers and Shit
Unbelievable
"You have that look on your face."
"What? What look?"
"The I-just-met-someone-and-fell-head-over-heels-for-them look."
I stared incredulously at the woman in front of me.
"What?"
"Oh don't look at me like that, Jack, you know what I'm talking about. Now tell me all about this new love of your life?"
"Well, Annie, I'd love to but they don't exist and I'll have you know that I don't know what in the good Lord's name you're talking about."
And with that I stormed out of the apartment muttering to myself about stupidity and women and the stupidity of women and they're funny ideas.
I'm not in love... I can't be!
"What? What look?"
"The I-just-met-someone-and-fell-head-over-heels-for-them look."
I stared incredulously at the woman in front of me.
"What?"
"Oh don't look at me like that, Jack, you know what I'm talking about. Now tell me all about this new love of your life?"
"Well, Annie, I'd love to but they don't exist and I'll have you know that I don't know what in the good Lord's name you're talking about."
And with that I stormed out of the apartment muttering to myself about stupidity and women and the stupidity of women and they're funny ideas.
I'm not in love... I can't be!