Lullaby

"If you need anything, just say the word, I mean anything. Rest assured, if you start to doze, then I'll tuck you in and plant my lips where your necklaces close."

Disclaimer | I do not own Josh Franceschi, You Me at Six, songs in this story, or anyone famous, although it would be pretty awesome if that was the case.

One
You're a pain in my ass, Franceschi.
Two
Cheer up, Grumpy.
Three
I hear it's a little warm in the depths of hell as well.
Four
Would you like some company?
Five
And a screaming tea kettle was your song of choice?
Six
You could put hot sauce in my coffee and I would still do anything for you.
Seven
You can tell me when I'm being a twat and I'll let you know when you're being mental, then we'll move on.