Best Places to Be a Mom

The next day i had a day off, which i was so happy about because i didnt sleep well last night. I slept until like nine and Alex was gone because he had to be in the studio. I got ready and then went out to run errands and then came home to do the ultimate cleaning, while i was cleaning out the fridge Alex came home with the guys.

"Hey babe" he said

"Hey" i said

"Enjoying your day off?" he asked

"Yep. Doing some cleaning" i said

"I see...why though?" he asked

"Just felt like i needed to. By the way i bought us some baby books to read" i said

"Oh. I dont know why you would, but okay" he said

"Alex theres shit we need to know!" i said

"Thats why theres baby classes" he said as they all sat at the table and started pulling out books

"Not exactly. Theres shit in one of those about the birthing process" i said

"I wanna avoid that one" he said

"You should probably read that one" i said

"So glad im not in your position" Rian laughed looking through a book

"Alex can you throw this out, its giving me a terrible fucking migraine" i said pushing a bag of beer towards him

"Are you aware that these are full?" Alex said

"Yep. Ive decided this house will be alcohol free until after the babys here" i said

"Melody!, we cant throw these out!" he said

"Im not saying you cant drink, but i'd be better if you didnt do it here. Or around me in general" i said

"Fuck" he whined

"Dont worry man, my fridge is stocked with beer" Jack said

"Exactly. Throw it out" i said

"Fine. But im taking one" he said taking one out of the bag

"Alright, and if you three want some then thats fine. But one each" i said and Jack took one

"I cant believe your throwing out all the alcohol" he said

"Well i am, im just feeling the need to clean up and make it all nice here" i said

"I think i know what her deal is" Rian said turning to us looking at the book

"Really?, what?" Alex said

"Its somthing called nesting, women that are pregnant feel the need to get prepared for the baby so they do lots of cleaning and shit. Mainly they feel the need to get the nursery perfect" Rian said

"Great so pregnancy has turned my girlfriend into a OCD freak?" Alex said

"No Alex" Rian sighed

"Whatever. Go on with your crazy antics" Alex said picking up the bag and leaving the house

"Dick" i said

"Hey, since you love cleaning lately. Will you come clean up my place?" Zack asked and i flipped him off

I cleaned for a little while longer and then i got tired. I sat down in the living room and watched whatever they were watching, i think it was some kind of sport but i wasnt fully paying attention. Later that night after i went to the bathroom i went to bed and saw Alex lying on the bed reading a baby book.

"Hey babe" i said lying next to him

"Hey" he said

"So, hows the reading going?" i asked looking him up and down. He had a white shirt, basketball shorts and a hoodie on

"Good. Its not my ideal book, but i guess i need to read it" he said

"Mhmm. You look good" i said and he gave me a weird look before turning back to his reading

"Thanks?. Its just pajamas" he laughed

"Whatever. You look very pretty" i said

"Pretty?. Dont you mean handsome?" he asked

"I dont fucking care" i said looking at his chest, i could see his chest hair

"Mkay. Are you trying to find my boobs?. Because there are none" he said looking at me

"Nope. Just looking at that hair" i said

"Your so weird" he laughed putting his arm around me and pulling me close while he read the book

"Yep. Can i wax it?" i asked

"What?! no!" he said pulling away

"Please?" i said

"Fuck no" he said

"Why?" i asked

"Because it will hurt" he said

"No it won't. Please?!" i said

"I dont know" he said

"Please, its bothering me so much" i said and he looked like he was thinking and then sighed

"Is this part of the whole nesting thing?" he asked

"I guess so" i said

"Fuck. Fine" he said dropping the book

"Sweet. Strip down to just your shorts and i'll be back!" i said getting off the bed

I went to the kitchen and microwaved the wax, it was gonna take like 9 minutes to melt. After it finally melted i went back to the bedroom and Alex was lying on his back shirtless. I went over and straddled him and he looked up at me nervous.

"Do you need to straddle me?" he asked

"No. But i dont trust that you wont try and escape" i said opening the little container

"Fuck!. Im a man!. Were allowed to be harry, it makes us more manly!" he said

"I think having a dick makes you manly. Now stay still" i said and spread a little wax on his chest

"Fuck it burns!" he said

"Quit being a little bitch" i said rubbing the little cloth thing on it and then i ripped it off as hard as i could

"Owww!. Fucking shit!" he yelled gripping the blanket

"Wow. Thats a lot" i said holding the strip up

"I hate this" he whined

"Well deal with it" i said putting some on his happy trail

"No!. Anywhere but there!, come on Melody your taking this shit to far" he said covering his face with his hands

"Relax ya bitch tit" i said and he laughed and i tore the strip off him and he screamed like a girl

"Fuck!" he yelled

"It wasnt that terrible!" i said

"Yes it was!" he said

"Oh whatever" i said

"Can we stop. Im in pain" he said

"Im sorry" i said patting his stomach that was all red

"Mhm- Melody!. Im bleeding!" he said and pointed to his chest

"Oops" i said

"Were done here. I'll shave the rest off in the morning" he said

"No!. Im finishing!" i said

"I gotta pee" he lied

"You just went" i said

"I have a UTI?" he shrugged

"Liar. Just let me finish" i said

"Fine" he said

I continued to wax his chest, it was actually pretty funny to see him freak out. Once i finished i rubbed lotion on him and then we went to bed. The next morning i got up and went to get some water before i showered because i was dehydrated and Alex was sitting on the counter.

"Hey" i said

"Hey" he said drinking coffee

"So, hows your chest?" i asked

"Red" he said

"Nice. But im mean on the bright side, it looks lovely" i said

"Mhmm" he said pulling a spoon out a drawer next to him and smiling at me

"Whats that for?" i asked

"My revenge. I know you hate people gagging, so this is what you get for waxing me" he said

"Your gonna gag youself with a spoon?" i asked

"Your right thats weird. I'll just eat some mustard, i hate that shit" he said getting up with the spoon and he put some on the spoon and ate it and then gagged

"Fuck you" i said trying not to gag, i have this thing where if people gag i puke

"To bad" he said and did it again and gagged and i ran to the bathroom to puke

"Your a douche Gaskarth" i yelled and he walked into the bathroom

"Thats what you get!" he said and started brushing his teeth

"Well, i dont know if you realize this but me puking affects the baby as well" i said and he looked at me wide eyed with the tooth brush hanging out of his mouth

"Yep. Silly bitch" i said and he rolled his eyes and continued brushing his teeth