Best Places to Be a Mom

Melodys POV:
I woke up the next morning feeling a lot better, pregnancy is a weird thing. I got up and made pancakes with whipped cream, i had a weird craving for it since last night. And i couldnt exactly wake Alex up from his peaceful and deep sleep to make it for me last night. While i was making it Alex walked in looking a mess. He had hair glued to his face from drooling and his hair was all over the place.

"You look like a wild animal" i said

"I slept so hard. It was magical" he said

"Im so jealous, i wish i could sleep through the night" i said

"Yeah" he said

"Want some pancakes?" i asked

"Nah, those are nasty" he said and i shook my head at him and then there was a knock on the door

"Get it please" i said and he went and answered the door

"Babe. Your cousin is here" he said walking in with my cousin Anya

"Hey" i said turning off the stove and putting my food on a plate

"Hey. I heard from your mom that your pregnant, congrats you two!" Anya said

"Thanks" we said

"So i got you a gift Alex" she said holding out a bag

"Really?!" Alex said excited

"Hey im the pregnant one, i should be getting gifts" i said

"Trust me this gift is for you as well" she said

"Oh shit, i like the sound of that" Alex said

"Fuck, what kind of kinky shit did you get us?" i asked

"Its not kinky" she said and Alex opened it and his excitement turned to pure nerves

"What is it?" i asked

"Its one of those fake stomachs for the guys to wear so they know what their wives or girlfriends are going through" he said holding it up

"Oh fuck!, thats amazing!. I need to call everyone" i said and Alex whined

"This is stupid, your not even like huge" Alex said

"Still. I will be, i think this will be fun" i said and he frowned

"Well im out. I just wanted to drop that off, i gotta get to work. Enjoy" she laughed and then left and i called Rian

I called everyone and told them they needed to come over, i didnt say why because i wanted to keep it a secret. After a long time they still hadnt arrived and i was getting impatient. Finally they started showing up one by one.

"Alright!, now that your all finally fucking here" i said looking at them all

"Hey!. In me and Zacks defense we were both on the same highway that was filled with insane fucking traffic" Rian said

"And i was just slow" Jack said

"Whatever. Look what my cousin brought over for Alex!" i said holding the box out to them

"Holy fuck!. Is that the fake stomach thing?" Rian asked me

"Yes!" i said

"Oh im gonna enjoy this" Jack laughed sitting back

"Fuck you guys" Alex said

"It'll be funny" Jack said

"For you. Not for me" Alex said

"Whatever, quit whining and get this thing on" i said passing him the box

Zack helped him put the thing on, turned out its pretty hard to do alone. Jack kept shoving Alex while they were trying to put it on. After they finally got it on Alex he sat on the floor, i just laughed at how funny he looked.

"Poor Alex" Rian said

"It looks hilarious" i said

"I cant get up!" Alex said struggling to get off the floor

"Give me your hand" Rian said and he pulled Alex off the floor

"Oh god this is horrible!. I feel off balance" Alex said

"Yeah well thats pregnancy for you" i said

"I need to pee. How is this gonna work?" he said

"Figure it out" i said

"I can hold it" he said walking to the kitchen

"God, your like a penguin!" Jack laughed and we followed him

"Mhmm" Alex said

"Here try making food" i said

"I can't" he said

"Try" i said

"Fine" he said taking a bagel and trying to slice it

"Im sure theres plenty of pregnant people able to cut bagels" i said

"Well its fucking hard for me!" he laughed

"Alex theres a bee!" Jack yelled freaking out

"What where!?" Alex said freaking out and he tried running away from the kitchen

"Oh god!. That was to good!, theres no bee. I just wanted to see you run" Jack said

"Your so cruel" Alex said

"Your not really pregnant so its all good" Jack said

"Douche" Alex said and Jack pushed Alex and he landed on his stomach

"Oh shit" i said

"Oww my organs...and ribs" Alex whinned rolling over onto his back

"Sorry" Jack laughed

"Help me up?, the weight is messing with my breathing" Alex said and Jack pulled him up

It was really funny watching Alex try and do stuff, he was very impatient while trying to do stuff. Alex ended up going pee outside, he wasnt sure he'd be able to aim at the toilet and not a wall. After having it on for a while he just gave up and laid on the couch.

"Having fun?" Zack asked him

"This is painful!. My back is killing me" Alex said

"Join the club" i said

"Your not this big yet!" he said

"I will be. And my back hurts already" i said

"Ughh" he whined

"Now imagine having all that and then on-top of it all the throwing up" i said

"Its terrible. I gotta give it to pregnant women, this is tough" he said

"Mhmm" i said

"I say we take this to the streets" Jack said

"God no!. I dont wanna leave the couch wearing this, its to much" Alex said

"Alright take it off" i said and he pulled it off

"Freedom!" he said

"Mhm" i said

"I need a fucking drink" he said and i kicked him in the leg

"No drinking here" i said and he whined and covered his face with a pillow