Grandiose Delusions of Grandomina.

We hope you have a pleasant stay, because unfortunately you cannot leave.

The rules of Grandomina are simple - if you're human, you're cattle.

Of course if you are human there is hope for you yet. You could always try to find the Fearless Vampire Killers, a rouge group of human rebels who do just what it says on the tin. They're responsible for wiping out over a quater of the vampire population... though now there aren't very many of the Fearless Vampire Killers left.

There's not much else we can do for you now, except maybe leave you with a few survival tips;
- Get yourself a nice sharp stake,
- Learn how to run,
- Don't play with dead things.

You're living with the predators now.