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Diary of an Unorthadox Pedophile

November 1

Since when has Halloween been so sexy? Slutty? I don't even know. I'm not complaining or anything, but Jesus Christ. I don't know how those girls kept from freezing. I can't; my heat is still out. I've got two pairs of jeans on right now and a few shirts. It's fucking cold. I do NOT want to get up and go to work.

But anyways, nothing very interesting happened last night except for this: Robin came to the door with her niece, and we talked for a while. Her kid stole half the candy bars I had, but I didn't really care too much. Robin asked me where I had been lately, and she told me that she only lives five minutes away. I guess that's kinda nice, because I'll have people to visit.

Oh, one thing I did decide was that I seriously need to get my house cleaned up. I could tell Robin was kind of taken back by the overgrowth and shit in the yard, but thankfully the blinds were all closed so that she couldn't see how much worse it is inside. It was kind of embarrassing, nonetheless. Anyways, this is probably a scrambled mess since I'm so tired. I might write later, I don't know.