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Diary of an Unorthadox Pedophile

September 12

Is it wrong that I may be in love with a 17 year old girl?

She's got tangled bronze hair that reaches down to her waist. I couldn't count her freckles but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say a million and two. Oh my God, she's almost as tall as me. She's got the body of a woman. With her tight jeans and faded t-shirt, Cherokee Williams could be a modern Aphrodite.

I swear, the room got a little quieter when she stormed in for class. She gave everyone this nasty look of distain. If looks could kill, even I would be dead. She's incredibly prideful and obviously looks down her nose at everyone - I love it. I got the feeling that she could get her way in any situation, no matter what the cost. She's the Queen Mary of the class room.

My hands are literally shaking now just by thinking about her gorgeous self and her ferocious attitude. I can't explain any of this shit.

I think I'm going to go drink a beer and watch the game now.