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Generation Why Bother
They say lightning never strikes in the same place more than once, but I beg to differ. A few of us are just straight-up lightning rods, always attracting something big that rocks our lives and shatters everything we thought we knew.
Me and Tegan, for example. We didn’t think there’d be a huge storm flushing out the Put'emup, Put'emup concert and changing everything just with a single flash of electricity bolting through our bodies. We were just a couple of normal kids. The only thing we knew about superheroes was what Johnny Cool and the Dudes taught us when we were kids in junior high looking at his flashy comics.
But somehow, Johnny Cool didn’t seem to be as much of a hero as a few of the other people we ended up meeting along the way.
Playlist!
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This story has been reviewed in the Mibba Magazine!
Me and Tegan, for example. We didn’t think there’d be a huge storm flushing out the Put'emup, Put'emup concert and changing everything just with a single flash of electricity bolting through our bodies. We were just a couple of normal kids. The only thing we knew about superheroes was what Johnny Cool and the Dudes taught us when we were kids in junior high looking at his flashy comics.
But somehow, Johnny Cool didn’t seem to be as much of a hero as a few of the other people we ended up meeting along the way.
Playlist!
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This story has been reviewed in the Mibba Magazine!
- Comics Are Fake, but My Fist is Real!
- Strike Out
- Near-Death Experiences Give You Responsibility!
- Yeah We're Alright
- Dashing Good Looks and Desperation to Boot
- Explain Yourself!
- Starstruck
- Rock N' Roll Out
- Steel Spine, I'll Be Fine
- Basically
- The Windy City That Blows You Away
- Doppelganger, Schmoppelganger
- Name a Place, Name a Face
- Gainesville Rock City!
- Anchored (I Will, in Fact, Sink)
- Swampland Calling
- As the Dust Settles
- Keep in Touch
- Chance Makes a Splash!
- My Beard is my Armor
- Eat Your Vegetables!
- Can't Stop, Don't Stop, Won't Stop
- Douchewaffle With a Side of Douche-eggs and Douchebacon
- Lollygagging
- Choo-Choo, Here Comes the Training Train
- And the Universe Gives Me the Finger Once Again
- Wading Through Dog Poo
- Cold Blooded Brat
- Bite Your Tongue
- Flying Into America's Penis
- Upchucking
- Riled Up
- Everyone's a Skeptic
- True North
- Taking Care of Business
- Battle Stations!
- We Meet Again, Screwer-Upper of Various Things
- You Set My Insides on Fire!
- Moving On
- Cast in Plaster
- I Like to Move It, Move It
- It's Like I Have ESPN or Something
- Burnt Out
- Real - Real Fake
- Om-Nom-Ominous
- Mancakes
- Merry Christmas, Bastards
- You Can Keep Your Pot and Pills - I'm Drinkin' Booze Tonight!
- Hangover from a Miracle
- Brawl
- I Like to Hear Myself Talk Because I Get Reminded of how Annoying I Am and it Keeps me Grounded
- And You Can't Save a Life
- In the Concrete Jungle Floor
- Nighty Night, Sleep Tight
- Just Plane Terrifying
- We're Not Listening (Though We Probably Should)
- Play Along and Get Along
- Test, One, Two, Test...Is This Thing On?
- It's Electric!/What's Gonna Work?! Teamwork!
- Settle Down
- Downtime
- Rockin' Righter of Wrongs!
- Sketchbooks