Thursday Writing

Fabtastic Slang

*Haint-haven’t
*Z-Monster: Tiredness so excessive you can't keep your eyes open
*zackly: Used as a substitute for the word exactly. It's pronounced the way it's written.
*Bloodnut: A person with excessive red- or ginger-coloured hair.
*fabtastic: Fabulous plus fantastic.
*x to the z ydog: Used to describe a mondo best friend.
*moduleric: An odd act.
Ish: Issues.
*uber: meaning really or a lot of.
*wackadoo: A person who is a step beyond crazy.
*wabalaba: A greeting, like hello or aloha.

“Wabalaba Kent!” Brain yelled as he waddled down the brightly lit school hallway.

“Hey, What’s up my x to the z ydog?” Kent said greeting his buddy with a best friend handshake-to-hug movement. “Have you seen the moduleric show with the bloodnut wackadoo last night on TV?” Kent said with awe in his tone. His eyes were bugged out and his mouth was wide open with amazement.

“No I haint, I had an uber amount of homework last night and after I was such a Z-monster I just hit the sack.” Brian exhaled bushing his forehead with his hand from lack of sleep.

“Well, this crazy red head was on a pogo stick juggling vases and knives in the left hand and talking with her sock puppet in the right hand. It was fabtastic, but this was beyond crazy. You have to see it!” Kent said shaking his friend trying to add emphasis.

“I’ll have to watch it later. But last night my dog had ish. He was running all over the house and barking and it was driving me crazy!” Kent said smiling picturing the amazing.

“Oh, so that’s why you’re such a Z-monster today?” Brian asked.

“Zackly.” Kent nodded.
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Age 16. Thurs 9/15