A/S/L

I fell in love online with a singer,
I’ve been checking his page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging him.
But there’s one minor detail that I forget to tell, I’ve never met the guy.

I feel lame, speaking to him every day on Facebook ain't the same.

OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’,
but now I’m tapping guys by Email and it’s fucking sad.
He makes me ROFL when I chat to him on MSN
and I’m sad when he gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3
He probably thinks I’m a twat.

They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when he played that encore, we’ve seen him play before.

I listen to his music, iTunes’d it.
I feel stupid, I’ve been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid.

I feel shitter when his Twitter status tweets @some dude,
and when he posts a blog I give him kudos based on his mood.
www.iloveyou.com/willyousendmesomelinks?
Fuck
They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when he played that encore, we’ve seen him play before.

Lyrics to A/S/L by Lower Than Atlantis from the album Far Q