Diary of a Lonely Emo Princess Who Has Everything but Hates Everyone and Everything

They shattered your Disney dreams and memories -- and now they're back!

Returning to the spotlight after their emolicious debacles, the new King and Queen of Belfry -- now thankfully cured of their emoness -- are getting their taste of their own medicine. History has been doomed to repeat itself, as their daughter, Princess Melody (or as she's known to her Myspace friends, Princess Mel Meningitis), is facing the same, morbidly dark teenage phase that her parents had gone through. And this time, even we aren't sure who'll make it out with their sanity intact!

Please keep in mind that this is a joke. None of this should be taken seriously.