My Immortal
Chapter 6
The next day I woke up in my coffin and alive, which was completely weird because I clearly remember I fell asleep on the roof and then fell down and twisted my neck. Anyway, I put on some dark clothes that barely covered my private parts, one hundred inch heels and 69 pairs of earrings. I walked into the common room and everyone starred at me weirdly and I got Gee Iero Darkness Satan to claw their eyes out. Once they were blind, I flipped them off and walked into the Great Hall, tripping on the way and breaking my immensively high heels and neck. I of course survived because I am Ebony-whatever-the-fuck-my-surname-is!
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood, but that was a lie because Hogwarts doesn’t have blood so I ate some red apples. Suddenly someone bumped into me, the apple falling from my bloody and cut up hands. I shot up from my seat and grabbed a random girls cup of steaming hot coffe and spilled it over me.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy blab blab bla, something about erection and shit like that. And once again, all that was a lie because it was actually Harry Potter.
“Aren’t you the one who killed Malfoy and raped him?” He questioned quietly.
“What’s your name?” I questioned.
“Harry Potter?”
“Did you know I was a vampire?” I asked. He got a strange look on his face and he shook his head.
“Really?”
“YEAH!” I screamed, the blizzard returning into the great hall and killing half the population of Hogwarts. I was swept off my feet and got stabbed a couple of times with ice spikes, Vampire (dats hari poter cuz he looks like one!!!!! If u don’t agri then get the fuck out!!!!) was shot out of the castle through the window and Draco magically came back to life and was rolling around on the floor
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood, but that was a lie because Hogwarts doesn’t have blood so I ate some red apples. Suddenly someone bumped into me, the apple falling from my bloody and cut up hands. I shot up from my seat and grabbed a random girls cup of steaming hot coffe and spilled it over me.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy blab blab bla, something about erection and shit like that. And once again, all that was a lie because it was actually Harry Potter.
“Aren’t you the one who killed Malfoy and raped him?” He questioned quietly.
“What’s your name?” I questioned.
“Harry Potter?”
“Did you know I was a vampire?” I asked. He got a strange look on his face and he shook his head.
“Really?”
“YEAH!” I screamed, the blizzard returning into the great hall and killing half the population of Hogwarts. I was swept off my feet and got stabbed a couple of times with ice spikes, Vampire (dats hari poter cuz he looks like one!!!!! If u don’t agri then get the fuck out!!!!) was shot out of the castle through the window and Draco magically came back to life and was rolling around on the floor
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