Status: I Want Sprinkles On That Shit
Don't Try to Save Me
To say Frank isn't happy about moving to the middle of nowhere is probably the biggest understatement ever. Like, seriously, Frank is not cut out for this crap. All his life he's lived in big cities, and now?
Now he lives in a town where there's five people and a cow.
OK, so maybe he's dramatising the situation a little, but still. He really doesn't want to live here.
Until he meets Bert, who's just like him. Frank's pretty sure Bert is the only thing keeping him sane, and even then he's starting to become obsessed with the town's dark stories and legends of the man that lives in the woods. A man who everyone is convinced is a murderer, a monster.
But is he really?
Frank's about to find out either way.
Now he lives in a town where there's five people and a cow.
OK, so maybe he's dramatising the situation a little, but still. He really doesn't want to live here.
Until he meets Bert, who's just like him. Frank's pretty sure Bert is the only thing keeping him sane, and even then he's starting to become obsessed with the town's dark stories and legends of the man that lives in the woods. A man who everyone is convinced is a murderer, a monster.
But is he really?
Frank's about to find out either way.