My Kind of Crazy

'Matt, could you come down here?' Shouts Brian. 'What are you doing, get down here?'
I exit my bedroom nervous and walk part way down the stairs and i slowly look up and she's looking
at me.
'This is Danielle. She's just moved in next door' says brian. 'Danielle just told me something very
interesting'
My heart starts to race and i get more nervous.
'Did you know Mrs. Andrews from across the street is Danielle's aunt. Mrs. Andrews have gone to
africa for a couple of weeks. Did you know that?'
I start to feel more relieved and reply 'Um...'
'Anyways, Danielle's new to the area and since her aunt is away, why don't you show her around'
I just shrugged and couldn't exactly say no, because brian would start questioning why i couldn't
so i just grabbed my coat and she waved her keys at me. I walked out of the door and walked upto
the little yellow convertible vw beetle she owns and take a seat. She starts the car and we drive
down the street for about 10 minutes in silence. I decide to speak up
'Such a long road, you know what i mean?'
The tyres screech as she pulls the car over. I start to feel that nervous feeling again. I just
turn to face her and gulp.
She turns the car off, takes her seat belt off and looks at me, like she's examining my expressions.
I start to feel a little confused.
'Um, what are we doing?' I say.
She raises her brow a little and speaks
'Did you like what you saw?' She says. I go wide-eyed.
'What are you talking about?' I say and i cough. She glares at me slightly.
'Okay, i saw you for like an instant...It...it was...wasn't a big deal' I say nervous.
'Ugh' She says and i start shaking a little
'I mean it was a big deal. It's...it's just that....umm, i...i didn't mean....i...i'm sorry, i'm sorry'
'So what are we uh, gonna do about this?' She says and i look at her a little confused.
'What?' i say. she replys 'You saw me'
'Yeah right. Like i'm gonna strip right here' she raises her brow at me again.
'No...Not gonna Happen, No way' I say. There was no way i could refuse though. After everything
so i exit the car and strip myself off my clothes and toss them into the passenger seat in the car.
She motions for me to stand infront of the car. I keep my boxers on.
'Nah ahhh. The whole package' I had to do it cause i saw her. As soon as my boxers are off,
i hear her engine start and she drives right at me. I move and she grabs my boxers from the
floor from her car and drives off and leaves with one word 'Yope'

I look around and nobody can see me, but i still cover myself up. I start running down the street in
the direction of my house. I see a Inflatable Rubber ring and i grab it and put it over myself to
cover my dick. I feel like an idiot. I can't believe she'd do this to me.

All of a sudden i hear a car come towards me and it's her. She's driving next to me as i run
down the street and giggles.
'It's not funny, your an asshole'
'it's a little funny' she says.
'No it's not. let me in...let me in before somebody sees'
She licks her lip and opens the door for me. I hope in and sigh relieved.
She's giggling at me again. It's not funny' i tell her
'It's a little funny' she says.

We drive around for a bit and i get dressed while driving about. We decide to go for a coffee
at starbucks and i start a conversation with her
'So what do you do besides torture people. what's your story?'
'I don't know, I just quit my job! Maybe go to college. I dunno' she says and i sip at my
coffee.
'So, uh..do you..have a boyfriend'
'No' she says bluntly. And starts drawing with some crayons and paper she had in her jacket
pockets.
'Aren't you gonna ask me if i have a girlfriend' i say
'Nope' she says, still drawing. I drink some more of my tea.
'So..you're a rockstar. You must be going crazy on tour' I say
I gulp a little. 'Yeah it's been off the hook everytime we tour, real crazy'
She takes a long hard look at me
'What's the craziest thing you've done lately?' she says
'Too many too tell. it's just been pretty crazy, you know'
'you haven't done anything crazy have you?' she says and i say 'No'
she smiles and looks down.
'Come on, there's gotta be something crazy you've done lately? What about your girlfriend?'
she says and looks into my eyes.
I laugh and stop it in ten seconds. 'I think maybe we just need to find you a girl'
'What kind of girl?' I say and look at her.
'Definately someone cute' She says. I smile at her 'Somebody who can make him smile and laugh.
somebody who can push him, to do things...he never thought he could do'
I drink the rest of my coffee and she pushes her drawing towards me. It's a drawing of a girl with
blonde hair, blue eyes and red pouty lips. She sips at her coffee and wiggles her eyebrow at me
i smile at her and she giggles.

After she drives me home, in the car i say goodnight and i stare at her a little but decide to get
out of the car.

*11.45pm*

'Good night' Zacky says on the other end of the phone. 'What are you gay. I would have nailed her'
He says. I laugh
'Dude, you wouldn't have nailed her. The vibe was just off anyway' I say.
'She came to your house and made you strip, how is that not vibe' he says laughing.
'Damn, I should have kissed her' I groan.