Cyborg Beyoncé vs Zombie Paula Deen

Five years have passed and the world has gone into chaos. The zombie plague has spread and Paula Deen has become their queen. The remaining survivors resorted to taking away a part of their humanity in return for the perks of being half machine. The war has begun, but who will come out on top? The mecha goddess of music, Beyoncé, or the queen of southern cooking and zombies, Paula Deen?