Love, Your Mother

My potty mouth boy Jaxon,

You said your first word today, and to your father’s fault, it happened to be the F word. Your father thought it was funny, but I didn’t think so. It took me about three hours to un-teach you the word while your daddy was in time out for the whole time and eventually I got you to change the word to fruit instead of the other word. I’m only hoping that your dad doesn’t decide to teach you other words that are worse than that one.

Watch your mouth, sweetie.
Your mother.