Handcuffed
Handcuffed
"-Now tell me again what the hell am I doing at a Liverpool function? You know bloody well I support United." Mika said through gritted teeth...
"-Oh you know me.. I enjoy torturing people... Plus what kind of a friend you'd be if you didn't come to see bossing around everyone."
"-You will pay for this Brie." she said still annoyed and I chuckled...
"-Let's get your grumpy arse socializing with nice people... Hmmm who to choose...." I thought for a second then saw Stevie talking to Carra and I got an idea.
"-Oh no, you are not." she started but I dragged her towards them.
"-Lads this is my friend Mika. She's a Manc." I said amused.
"-I will kill you." Mika whispered.
"-Enjoy." I said and waltzed to the bar to get a drink.
"-You are such a bad friend." Stewart Downing teased.
"-Do I look as if I care? And shouldn't you try to stay on my good side?"
"-Just saying. Everything's ready."
"-Good. Let's leave Stevie and Carra a few more minutes to grill her."
"-I still don't know why you're doing this."
"-How should I put this nicely. I know her and Kells would be good together but both of them are too stubborn so I'm doing them a favour."
"-But isn't it a bit too over the top?"
"-Over the top? Neah it will be fun. Just keep your mouth shut so I can enjoy this in peace. It's time." I said.
Few seconds later the lights were off, Stewart dragged Kells next to Mika and I handcuffed them together. Both of us disappeared. 1 minute later the lights were back on and I heard Mika scream. Stewart and I had to hide cause we couldn't help but laugh. She looked like she saw a dead body.
"-Brieeeeeeeee." she shouted. I tried to stop laughing and went to Mika.
"-Yes." I said as innocent as I could.
"-Unlock the handcuffs before I rip your head off." For such a tiny person she looked scary.
"-How do you want me to do that? I am not fucking handy man."
"-I know you did this." she said. Kells was awfully quiet. Stewart mouthed:
"-I think Kells is enjoying this." I chuckled.
"-You find this funny huh? Just wait till I get rid of these and I'll show you funny." Mika threatened.
"-Dude it wasn't me. I was busy." I said trying to play it cool.
"-Busy with what? With handcuffing me to this tool?" she asked angrily and Martin looked at her like she killed his family.
"-Well I am waiting." I had no idea what to say and I was kinda frozen.
"-She was busy with me." Stewart said casually wrapping an arm around my waist. I nodded and gave Mika the best fake smile I could put on.
"-You disgusting creatures go away. Ewww.."
Now since Mika lived in my house for the time she was in Liverpool of course now that Marin was handcuffed to her he stayed over the weekend. They were fighting nonstop.
"-You're a man or so you claim and yet you can't find someone to get rid of the handcuffs?"
"-No one is working this weekend. It's a Bank Holiday weekend for fucks sake." Martin explained probably getting fed up with her shouts.
My head started to hurt and I was thinking of giving them then key but then I remembered that according to Mika I was dating Stewart so I grabbed my coat, keys and wallet and left hoping they won't kill each other.
"-You sure this was the best idea." Stewart said handing me a cup of tea.
"-I don't really care. Haven't slept in 3 days."
"-Never thought this was possible but you're grumpier than Carra." he said and I hit him with a cushion. I fell asleep while watching Sky Sport's latest news. A few hours later I woke up when I heard my phone ringing. My boss needed me to mail him some documents so I said goodbye to Stewart and went home.
Being the idiot that I am I was listening to loud music on my beats, walked inside and remembered that Mika had my laptop in her bedroom so without knocking I opened the bedroom door only to find Mika and Martin enjoying themselves ;)
"-What the fuck." Mika screamed shocked.
"-Sorry just needed my laptop." I said and grabbed the laptop quickly and left. Then I shouted:
"-You welcome."
The following day at Melwood Martin turned bright red when he saw me. Oh yeah eventually I gave them the key..
"-So all worked out?" Stewart asked laughing.
"-Yeah except that I can't get out of my head some mental pictures." I said and he laughed.
"-You had it coming, you have to admit it."
"-Yeah yeah."
At home Mika was not talking to me.
"-Oh come on. You can't possibly be mad at me forever." I said sweetly and she rolled her eyes without saying anything else.
I kept pestering her for a half an hour and she just shouted:
"-Just stop annoying me. I am not talking to you." I smirked and gave her a bone crushing hug.
"-But you just did. Now tell me, was he good." I ask wiggling my eyebrows. She hit my shoulder.
"-That was for handcuffing me." then she hits me again.
"-What was this one for?" I asked rubbing my shoulder.
"-For walking on us."
"-So was he good?" I asked.
"-Very." she said smirking.
"-Oh you know me.. I enjoy torturing people... Plus what kind of a friend you'd be if you didn't come to see bossing around everyone."
"-You will pay for this Brie." she said still annoyed and I chuckled...
"-Let's get your grumpy arse socializing with nice people... Hmmm who to choose...." I thought for a second then saw Stevie talking to Carra and I got an idea.
"-Oh no, you are not." she started but I dragged her towards them.
"-Lads this is my friend Mika. She's a Manc." I said amused.
"-I will kill you." Mika whispered.
"-Enjoy." I said and waltzed to the bar to get a drink.
"-You are such a bad friend." Stewart Downing teased.
"-Do I look as if I care? And shouldn't you try to stay on my good side?"
"-Just saying. Everything's ready."
"-Good. Let's leave Stevie and Carra a few more minutes to grill her."
"-I still don't know why you're doing this."
"-How should I put this nicely. I know her and Kells would be good together but both of them are too stubborn so I'm doing them a favour."
"-But isn't it a bit too over the top?"
"-Over the top? Neah it will be fun. Just keep your mouth shut so I can enjoy this in peace. It's time." I said.
Few seconds later the lights were off, Stewart dragged Kells next to Mika and I handcuffed them together. Both of us disappeared. 1 minute later the lights were back on and I heard Mika scream. Stewart and I had to hide cause we couldn't help but laugh. She looked like she saw a dead body.
"-Brieeeeeeeee." she shouted. I tried to stop laughing and went to Mika.
"-Yes." I said as innocent as I could.
"-Unlock the handcuffs before I rip your head off." For such a tiny person she looked scary.
"-How do you want me to do that? I am not fucking handy man."
"-I know you did this." she said. Kells was awfully quiet. Stewart mouthed:
"-I think Kells is enjoying this." I chuckled.
"-You find this funny huh? Just wait till I get rid of these and I'll show you funny." Mika threatened.
"-Dude it wasn't me. I was busy." I said trying to play it cool.
"-Busy with what? With handcuffing me to this tool?" she asked angrily and Martin looked at her like she killed his family.
"-Well I am waiting." I had no idea what to say and I was kinda frozen.
"-She was busy with me." Stewart said casually wrapping an arm around my waist. I nodded and gave Mika the best fake smile I could put on.
"-You disgusting creatures go away. Ewww.."
Now since Mika lived in my house for the time she was in Liverpool of course now that Marin was handcuffed to her he stayed over the weekend. They were fighting nonstop.
"-You're a man or so you claim and yet you can't find someone to get rid of the handcuffs?"
"-No one is working this weekend. It's a Bank Holiday weekend for fucks sake." Martin explained probably getting fed up with her shouts.
My head started to hurt and I was thinking of giving them then key but then I remembered that according to Mika I was dating Stewart so I grabbed my coat, keys and wallet and left hoping they won't kill each other.
"-You sure this was the best idea." Stewart said handing me a cup of tea.
"-I don't really care. Haven't slept in 3 days."
"-Never thought this was possible but you're grumpier than Carra." he said and I hit him with a cushion. I fell asleep while watching Sky Sport's latest news. A few hours later I woke up when I heard my phone ringing. My boss needed me to mail him some documents so I said goodbye to Stewart and went home.
Being the idiot that I am I was listening to loud music on my beats, walked inside and remembered that Mika had my laptop in her bedroom so without knocking I opened the bedroom door only to find Mika and Martin enjoying themselves ;)
"-What the fuck." Mika screamed shocked.
"-Sorry just needed my laptop." I said and grabbed the laptop quickly and left. Then I shouted:
"-You welcome."
The following day at Melwood Martin turned bright red when he saw me. Oh yeah eventually I gave them the key..
"-So all worked out?" Stewart asked laughing.
"-Yeah except that I can't get out of my head some mental pictures." I said and he laughed.
"-You had it coming, you have to admit it."
"-Yeah yeah."
At home Mika was not talking to me.
"-Oh come on. You can't possibly be mad at me forever." I said sweetly and she rolled her eyes without saying anything else.
I kept pestering her for a half an hour and she just shouted:
"-Just stop annoying me. I am not talking to you." I smirked and gave her a bone crushing hug.
"-But you just did. Now tell me, was he good." I ask wiggling my eyebrows. She hit my shoulder.
"-That was for handcuffing me." then she hits me again.
"-What was this one for?" I asked rubbing my shoulder.
"-For walking on us."
"-So was he good?" I asked.
"-Very." she said smirking.