Damaged

Dear Jeep Owner, my name is Derek. Sorry about the damage caused to your jeep, though it was pretty crappy to start with. I accidently confused your jeep with my ex's so I destroyed it with a crowbar. To repay you, I will fix the jeep. I know lots about fixing cars, so I will do it for free. Plus, I'm a very attractive male.

Derek's going to kill Erica for leaving that note.