I'm Not Insane

You waited two weeks to come back. Was that supposed to teach me a lesson? You’re an idiot. I swear.

Why do you want to know what I did in order to come here? It’s none of your business. Besides, it was all over the news. You’ve probably seen it on there. You don’t watch the news? Why? Well, you should. It’ll be good for you. You can tell me the stories you’ve seen on there. Tell me the weather and all that junk too. Watch the news when you get home tonight.

For now, you’re most likely just as clueless about the world as I am.