Status: *any relation to places/persons is not intentional*

Boy Of The Year

I, Korey Jacob Lawson, seventeen years of age, standing at five feet, seven inches tall, and weighing just over one hundred and sixty pounds, have been ripped from my home, the gorgeous 2 story Victorian style home just outside of Rockford, Illinois, and transplanted here, in Baxendale, Ohio, population - almost none. Completely pointless, completely boring.