Lies 1-50

My heart was shockingly beating slowly in my chest as I watched in horror while a man's head was chopped off on the movie screen. I pulled my eyes away a second to late and muffled a scream. I pulled my headphones out of my purse quietly and listened to 'Anyone But You' by The Moldy Peaches.

'You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

I'll kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I'll kiss you all starry eyed my body swingin' from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive
So why can't you forgive me
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

I will find my niche in your car
With my MP3, DVD, rumble pack guitar
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Du du dadu du dadu du dadu du
du du dadu du dadu du dadu du
du du dadu du dadu du dadu du

Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

You are always tryin' to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you

Du du dadu du dadu du dadu du
du du dadu du dadu du dadu du
du du dadu du dadu du dadu du......but you'

I was nodding off into sleep when Noah shook me. "Charlottle, wake up."

"What Noah?"

"The movie's over."

I looked around and sure enough, it was over. I wondered if I had actually been asleep and for how long. I looked at my MP3 player and saw the battery was a quarter dead. It was brand new when I started listening to it.

"Oh."

I stood up and we walked out together. My phone started ringing and I dug into my pockets to find it.

"Hello?" I asked, my voice still groggy from the sleep coating it.

"Charlotte! Charlotte, hey. I have some exciting news."

"Levi? Where are you?"

He had been gone for a week, our tour was postponed. He had disappeared one night while we were sleeping.

"Charlotte, I'm in Vegas. Hold on..." I heard him hand the phone over to someone else.

"Hello?"

"Natz?"

"CHARLOTTE! Hehe, guess what?"

"If it has something to do with you and Levi, I do-"

"Char, we got married! Levi and I got married! Isn't it wonderful?" She asked absolutely breathlessly.

"WHAT?"

"I know, I know. But I love him Char. We have so much in common and... and... Oh I Don't know! I just love him."

"Jesus! Natz, you can't just get married on a whim."

"Oh yes I can. I'm nearing thirty and I have no kids and I've already been divorced. I just want to have some fun.And now I get to go on tour with you!"

"Natz, I can't believe you did that. I can't believe he did that. Crap. Let me talk to him."

"Okay, hold on."

I waited a few seconds for that familiar, "Hello?"

"LEVI WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"

A few people stared at me, I had forgotten I was in a movie theater parking lot. Noah just walked faster away from me.

"I love her, Char."

I had no hope in arguing with him, so I just went along. I sighed and asked, "What song did you dance to?"

"That song you told me you loved... That Moldy Peaches one. We just got married about an hour ago"

I found it quite ironic that I was listening to their wedding song while they were getting married.

"Well that's good. Listen, I kind of have to go."

"Oh, okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye."

"Bye. Tell Natz I love her."

"I will...SISTER IN LAW."

"Ha, you're so silly... BROTHER IN LAW!"

"Haha, bye."

"Bye."

I closed my phone and got into my car.

"What was that all about?" Noah asked as he started the car and picked up speed towards the exit.

"Natz and Levi... well... they kind of got married."

"WHAT?"

He slammed on the breaks, causing people to honk and flip him off viciously.

"Noah, please. I don't need any more accidents! You just got your legs strong again."

"Sorry." He waved at the people with a sheepish smile and continued driving. "So, they got married? Why?"

"They said they love each other."

"Well that's nice."

"It's sweet. But we don't have any extra bunks for her."

"The back room has a pull out couch they'll share. Oh well, there goes our game room. And dining room."

"Yeah, oh well."

We reached for each other's hands I I started singing their wedding song.