Status: something to help the writer's block
The Irony is That This Cell Phone Has Gone Through Dante's Inferno and Back and Still Looks Better Than You
The cell phone is Satan. Avoid the cell phone. It is definitely the source of all of your problems.
It is not your fault. It's the cell phone's fault.
Because that makes sense.
Every rational person displaces feelings of guilt onto a ratty old cell phone that hasn't been used for years.
Yeah.
It is not your fault. It's the cell phone's fault.
Because that makes sense.
Every rational person displaces feelings of guilt onto a ratty old cell phone that hasn't been used for years.
Yeah.
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