Easy D
we can't stop
Archie has a list of things he wishes he could do (at the same time) when he's bored. He'd like to recite the alphabet -- backwards. Perform We Can't Stop in the style of Nikki Minaj meets Cher. Get a blowjob. Or five. Have sex with ya mothafuckin' motha.
But all he can do is recite the alphabet starting with A, bridging to elem-eno-p and ending with Z. He can't sing about needing nothin' from nobody without his sister uploading a vine and sharing it on her twitter. There's no blowjob, just a right hand and his dick.
He's so alone.
Luckily for Archie, he's got a plan to get some Easy D™ in just five (hundred) simple (difficult) steps.
But all he can do is recite the alphabet starting with A, bridging to elem-eno-p and ending with Z. He can't sing about needing nothin' from nobody without his sister uploading a vine and sharing it on her twitter. There's no blowjob, just a right hand and his dick.
He's so alone.
Luckily for Archie, he's got a plan to get some Easy D™ in just five (hundred) simple (difficult) steps.
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this is what happens when helen's senses don't tingle in time