Love With Malfoy's Always Complicated

"But I don't know if she likes me." I heard Harry complaining to Ron.

"WHO??"I ask excitedly as I hopped in. "Is she hot? What house? What year? Are you sure its a girl?--" I was interupted as a hand went over my mouth.

"Eww! You licked me!" Ron exclaimed, pulling his hand away.

"Ha!"

I jumped on Harry's bed. "So Mr. Potter, who's the lucky girl??"

"No one. You must have heard wrong." he mumbled.

"What you say? Hut pie won't go cliff he dikes me?"

Harry craked a smile. "No." and that was all he said.

I stared at them both for a minute, then snapped out of it. "Anyway.... We're playing truth or dare-y spin the bottle. You in? Nevermind, you have no choice."

"No thanks." Ron told me."We're out."

"Oh no you're not. You join or I'll tell the whole school about the tiime I caught you two singing "My Humps" in bikinis."

The were outraged. "No we didn't!"

"Exactly. I'll see you two downstairs in two minutes. Bye!!" and I left.

When I walked downstairs I only saw Paige. 'Where's Jolie?"

"Slytherin common room, in search of new recruits. Well, speak of the devil. There she be."

Jolie walked in looking in pain.

"What is it?' I asked.

"Well, uhh... Malfoy's kinda coming."