The Short Life and Tragic Death of Stevie Daniels

My name is Stephanie Daniels.

But don’t call me Stephanie. I’ll punch you in the throat.

Everyone calls me Stevie.

I’m in a band.

I sing and play guitar.

I love shoes (that I’ll buy but never end up wearing) booze, and boys with tattoos.

I love to drink Jack Daniels, because we share a name.

I’ve got three other band members.

Austin.

Taylor.

Damon.

They’re all boys and they all smell bad.

My band just upgraded to our own bus, and we’re al pretty stoked.

I have a boyfriend, named John. He’s also in a band. He’s lovely.

My name is Stevie Daniels.

And I think I’m dead.