Psithurisma

dear god

yesterday i went out to visit my grandmother for the holidays. she asked me if i had been injecting drugs. i said no. the rest of the family then arrived and we were eating dinner and my grandmother took a good look at everyone there and said 'you're all here thanks to my vagina.'

i'll have you know i laughed.

and then i began contemplating everything.

you see, i want to be an astrobiologist. i am currently studying at college. this got me thinking about if aliens had vaginas and gathered at dinner tables to eat and everyone was there because one vagina existed thousands of years ago and one or more people climbed out of it and one of them was a woman who then gave birth to a woman and so on.

i've confused myself. maybe biology isn't my thing.

steve
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