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Psithurisma

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dear god

i am sitting at my computer chanting the words 'dear god, dear god' like some psycho cultist not because i'm trying to contact you but because i have an issue (and, for your information, size does not determine significance. you've offended midgets everywhere).

i have had sex with a man. not like just experimenting, i think i am gay. but that's not the bad part. when i got an erection and the guy pulled my dick out of my pants he noticed that my veins were green and called my penis cute before sucking it. i'm currently searching the internet for the specific cave spider that bit me (there are over 200 different breeds of cave spider!).

send help.

steve

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