I Knew You Were Treble When You Walked In
Barden Bellas
Brooke’s Pov
F-Fat Amy? You call yourself Fat Amy?” I asked shocked
“Yeah so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back” she replied
“That’s pretty smart actually, I’m Brooke nice to meet you”
“You too, so have you checked the place out yet”
“A little I just came back from the activities fair, did you just get here?”
“No I just came back from the fair myself, can you sing?” she asked quickly changing the subject
“Yeah”
“You should join the Bellas with me”
“I’m already trying out actually”
“Cool we’re going to rock that shit” She said high fiving me
“Hell yeah bitch”
“Do you want to go eat or are you one of those bitches with an eating disorder because if you are this isn’t going to work
“Bitch please I’m currently working my way through the whole McDonalds menu”
“I thought I was the only fat ass that did that”
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*One Month Later*
“For you audition each of you will be singing sixteen bar of Kelly Clarkson’s “Since you been gone” if the group likes you they will contact you directly, my tone deaf sidekick Justin will be taking down you information”
“If I could sing a lick in any human way possible I would be I can’t and I hate myself every day because of it” Justin said
“I know, but if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue or confused sexuality. You have come to the wrong place there is none of that here this shit is real life. Now don’t just bring it sing it and lets do this”
“Hey Bellas remember when you tried to play in the big leagues and you choked? Let that be a lesson to everyone if you sing the same boring girly shit every year you will blow chunks all over the place” Bumper said
Then Aubrey cut in
“My fellow aca-people we will not let egotistical, big- headed, garbage, dirtballs whoever you may be get in our way we will return to the ICCAS this year, we will finish what we started last year”
“Ok here the first one up”
“Whenever you’re ready dude” Donald said
“Um yeah my name is Cynthia-Rose”
“Oh not a dude. That not a dude” Donald said
Here is the thing we started out friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah yeah
Since you've been gone
You dedicated you took the time
wasn’t long until I called you mine
Yeah yeah
since you've been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you now I get what I want
Since you've been gone
How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah
since you've been gone
How come I'd never hear you say?
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you now I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
You had your chance you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
shut your mouth I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
(Thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
(Thanks to you)
Now I get
(I get)
You should know
(You should know)
That I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
I had already went but I stayed to watch Benji and Jesse. Benji just finished singing and took a bow
“Thank you performing live gives me such a rush” he said with a smile on his face
“Okay that concludes this year’s auditions I have to say not really impressed this year guys”
“The Sopranos: Jessica, Mary-Elise, Lilly. The Mezzos: Cynthia-Rose, Stacie, Kori, and Brooke. The Altos: Fat Amy, Denise, Ashley, and Beca” Aubrey said removing the bags from our heads
“Ok we will start by drinking the blood of the sisters who came before you” Aubrey said as Chloe brought the cut to Beca
“Dude no” she said disgusted
“No worry its Boone’s farm” Chloe whispered everyone took a sip and passed, then they handed out yellow scarves
“Now place your scarf in your right hand and repeat after me. I, sing your name”
“I-“everyone sang their name in different pitches
“Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman”
“Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman” We repeated
“And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves”
“And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves”
“You are all Bella women now” They all started screaming and shouting and I just stood and watched with Beca, Fat Amy pushed her way to the front and grabbed the cup
“I want some more of this”
“Ladies welcome to aca-initiation night” Aubrey stated proudly
“I have no idea what I’m doing here” Beca said
“Living the dream I still can’t believe they let my sexy fat ass in”
“Beca!” I heard the shout of a familiar voice
“Beca!” I turned and saw Jesse climbing over the seats way past drunk
“Be-caw”
“Be-caw”
“Wait your Jesse’s Beca?”
“No I’m not Jesse’s anything “
“Riiiight” I said not really believing her as Jesse reached us
“Hey where Benji?” I asked looking around for him
“He didn’t make it” he slurred
“What?” I asked in disbelief
“Come on bitch let’s get a drink” Fat Amy said pulling me away
“I can’t believe my brother didn’t get in”
“Hey tonight is about you, as long as I’ve known you your always worrying about your brother”
“No I-“She cut me off by shoving a drink in my hand
“I don’t really but we’re going to have fun tonight” she said as Aubrey came over
“So there’s like ten of us so that mean one of us is probably a lesbian” Fat Amy told
“Oh which one do you think it is” She said her
“My money is on black beauty” Fat Amy said and we all looked over at Cynthia-Rose looking down Stacie’s shirt
“But don’t tell her I said that. And you guys know I thought of a name for this hairstyle, I call it the orthodox Jew ponytail because it’s business in the front and party in the back” she said showing off her hair
“Oh yeah I see that” I told her
“Come on B lets mingle” Fat Amy said as she pulled me away and over to Bumper and Donald
“Here’s the real question who would be easier to sleep with Captain America or a great white shark?” Donald asked
“A great white shark wouldn’t- “Bumper was cut off by Fat Amy
“What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?” She asked as Bumper pushed Donald away I followed after him
“Hey wait up”
“Me?” he asked
“Yes you who did you think I wanted to talk to?” He motioned over to Bumper and Amy
“Ok first that disgusting, and second I’m slowly planning Bumper’s death in my head. I just wanted to say thank you”
“For what?” he asked confused
“For sticking up for me at the fair I know it’s late but better late than never right?”
“Um sure it no problem”
“Why did you do it by the way?”
“Bumper can be an asshole sometimes, and I couldn’t stand by and watch him insult a beautiful girl” He said with a smirk. Just then Andy Grammar’s “Keep your head up” started playing
“Well how about you pay me back by dancing with me?” He asked with a smile. Just then I remembered Benji and I should go and check on him then I thought about what Fat Amy said maybe it is time to start looking out for me. And this guy is totally hot
“Um how about we take a rain check on that dance?”
“Why will it make your boyfriend jealous?”
“I’m sure it would if I had one, but I promise I’ll make it up to you” I said with a smile
“I’m going to hold you that” He smiled back I reached up and kissed his cheek and told him bye and turned to leave
I looked back when I got to the exit and I saw Donald now grinding with Kori. I pushed down the bubble jealously in my stomach. Left to Benji’s dorm when I got there he was singing “Keep your head up” laying in bed playing with his magic scarves, I walked in and started singing along with him until the song ended.
“Move over so I can lay down” I told him and he moved over so we could squeeze into the small twin bed
“I’m sorry you didn’t get in” I told him
“Yeah it sucks but what can you do, but hey you got into the Bellas I’m proud of you”
“Thanks I don’t know how much fun it’s going to be because Aubrey has a stick shoved so far up her ass she going to have to surgically remove it” I said and that made him laugh
“You hungry?” He asked
“Always”
“Let go gets some late night breakfast like we use to “
“Let’s do it”
F-Fat Amy? You call yourself Fat Amy?” I asked shocked
“Yeah so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back” she replied
“That’s pretty smart actually, I’m Brooke nice to meet you”
“You too, so have you checked the place out yet”
“A little I just came back from the activities fair, did you just get here?”
“No I just came back from the fair myself, can you sing?” she asked quickly changing the subject
“Yeah”
“You should join the Bellas with me”
“I’m already trying out actually”
“Cool we’re going to rock that shit” She said high fiving me
“Hell yeah bitch”
“Do you want to go eat or are you one of those bitches with an eating disorder because if you are this isn’t going to work
“Bitch please I’m currently working my way through the whole McDonalds menu”
“I thought I was the only fat ass that did that”
**********************************************************************************
*One Month Later*
“For you audition each of you will be singing sixteen bar of Kelly Clarkson’s “Since you been gone” if the group likes you they will contact you directly, my tone deaf sidekick Justin will be taking down you information”
“If I could sing a lick in any human way possible I would be I can’t and I hate myself every day because of it” Justin said
“I know, but if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue or confused sexuality. You have come to the wrong place there is none of that here this shit is real life. Now don’t just bring it sing it and lets do this”
“Hey Bellas remember when you tried to play in the big leagues and you choked? Let that be a lesson to everyone if you sing the same boring girly shit every year you will blow chunks all over the place” Bumper said
Then Aubrey cut in
“My fellow aca-people we will not let egotistical, big- headed, garbage, dirtballs whoever you may be get in our way we will return to the ICCAS this year, we will finish what we started last year”
“Ok here the first one up”
“Whenever you’re ready dude” Donald said
“Um yeah my name is Cynthia-Rose”
“Oh not a dude. That not a dude” Donald said
Here is the thing we started out friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah yeah
Since you've been gone
You dedicated you took the time
wasn’t long until I called you mine
Yeah yeah
since you've been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you now I get what I want
Since you've been gone
How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah
since you've been gone
How come I'd never hear you say?
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you now I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
You had your chance you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
shut your mouth I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
(Thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
(Thanks to you)
Now I get
(I get)
You should know
(You should know)
That I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
I had already went but I stayed to watch Benji and Jesse. Benji just finished singing and took a bow
“Thank you performing live gives me such a rush” he said with a smile on his face
“Okay that concludes this year’s auditions I have to say not really impressed this year guys”
“The Sopranos: Jessica, Mary-Elise, Lilly. The Mezzos: Cynthia-Rose, Stacie, Kori, and Brooke. The Altos: Fat Amy, Denise, Ashley, and Beca” Aubrey said removing the bags from our heads
“Ok we will start by drinking the blood of the sisters who came before you” Aubrey said as Chloe brought the cut to Beca
“Dude no” she said disgusted
“No worry its Boone’s farm” Chloe whispered everyone took a sip and passed, then they handed out yellow scarves
“Now place your scarf in your right hand and repeat after me. I, sing your name”
“I-“everyone sang their name in different pitches
“Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman”
“Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman” We repeated
“And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves”
“And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves”
“You are all Bella women now” They all started screaming and shouting and I just stood and watched with Beca, Fat Amy pushed her way to the front and grabbed the cup
“I want some more of this”
“Ladies welcome to aca-initiation night” Aubrey stated proudly
“I have no idea what I’m doing here” Beca said
“Living the dream I still can’t believe they let my sexy fat ass in”
“Beca!” I heard the shout of a familiar voice
“Beca!” I turned and saw Jesse climbing over the seats way past drunk
“Be-caw”
“Be-caw”
“Wait your Jesse’s Beca?”
“No I’m not Jesse’s anything “
“Riiiight” I said not really believing her as Jesse reached us
“Hey where Benji?” I asked looking around for him
“He didn’t make it” he slurred
“What?” I asked in disbelief
“Come on bitch let’s get a drink” Fat Amy said pulling me away
“I can’t believe my brother didn’t get in”
“Hey tonight is about you, as long as I’ve known you your always worrying about your brother”
“No I-“She cut me off by shoving a drink in my hand
“I don’t really but we’re going to have fun tonight” she said as Aubrey came over
“So there’s like ten of us so that mean one of us is probably a lesbian” Fat Amy told
“Oh which one do you think it is” She said her
“My money is on black beauty” Fat Amy said and we all looked over at Cynthia-Rose looking down Stacie’s shirt
“But don’t tell her I said that. And you guys know I thought of a name for this hairstyle, I call it the orthodox Jew ponytail because it’s business in the front and party in the back” she said showing off her hair
“Oh yeah I see that” I told her
“Come on B lets mingle” Fat Amy said as she pulled me away and over to Bumper and Donald
“Here’s the real question who would be easier to sleep with Captain America or a great white shark?” Donald asked
“A great white shark wouldn’t- “Bumper was cut off by Fat Amy
“What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?” She asked as Bumper pushed Donald away I followed after him
“Hey wait up”
“Me?” he asked
“Yes you who did you think I wanted to talk to?” He motioned over to Bumper and Amy
“Ok first that disgusting, and second I’m slowly planning Bumper’s death in my head. I just wanted to say thank you”
“For what?” he asked confused
“For sticking up for me at the fair I know it’s late but better late than never right?”
“Um sure it no problem”
“Why did you do it by the way?”
“Bumper can be an asshole sometimes, and I couldn’t stand by and watch him insult a beautiful girl” He said with a smirk. Just then Andy Grammar’s “Keep your head up” started playing
“Well how about you pay me back by dancing with me?” He asked with a smile. Just then I remembered Benji and I should go and check on him then I thought about what Fat Amy said maybe it is time to start looking out for me. And this guy is totally hot
“Um how about we take a rain check on that dance?”
“Why will it make your boyfriend jealous?”
“I’m sure it would if I had one, but I promise I’ll make it up to you” I said with a smile
“I’m going to hold you that” He smiled back I reached up and kissed his cheek and told him bye and turned to leave
I looked back when I got to the exit and I saw Donald now grinding with Kori. I pushed down the bubble jealously in my stomach. Left to Benji’s dorm when I got there he was singing “Keep your head up” laying in bed playing with his magic scarves, I walked in and started singing along with him until the song ended.
“Move over so I can lay down” I told him and he moved over so we could squeeze into the small twin bed
“I’m sorry you didn’t get in” I told him
“Yeah it sucks but what can you do, but hey you got into the Bellas I’m proud of you”
“Thanks I don’t know how much fun it’s going to be because Aubrey has a stick shoved so far up her ass she going to have to surgically remove it” I said and that made him laugh
“You hungry?” He asked
“Always”
“Let go gets some late night breakfast like we use to “
“Let’s do it”