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The Avenged Detective Agency

The Avenged Detective Agency consists of a group of highly qualified private investigators, with advanced crime scene investigation skills and an expansive knowledge of all things supernatural. All inquiries are 100% confidential, and we guarantee to solve your case or you get your money back. Give us a call!

PREQUEL HERE!.

[I wrote this many moons ago, but I'm a prick and I took it down. Now I'm back, have made some drastic and much needed improvements. Give it a read! Tell your homeboys! Tell your grandparents! Tell everyone about it. Comment and make me happy, friendo.]

[I don't own any of these people, honest.]
  1. The One Where Matt Regrets Not Paying Attention In History Class
    Matt is clueless, Johnny is sick, Zacky's had enough, Brian keeps using pet names, and Jimmy tries to turn himself into Captain Jack Sparrow.
  2. The One Where It's Christmas
    Matt is unimpressed, Jimmy is festive, Johnny has a crush, and Brian and Zacky try to mix alcohol with alchemy.