The Legend of Stuff

“HIIII!!!!” Kirby squealed happily.
“Soooo cute!!!!” I squeed. I grabbed Kirby and glomped him. (glomp = violent hug) Kirby just smiled and acted all cute and bubbly (as usual) while everyone else starred in silence, expecting Kirby to suffocate. Mario shook himself out of his shocked gapping.
“LET’S HURRY THIS UP!!!” Mario yelled, breaking the horrible silence.
“Erg…fine…” I groaned, setting down the lethal pink ball, Kirby. “Let’s go…”
We climbed up Candy Mountain, walked across the vast Hyrule Field, got lost in the Lost Woods, and explored underground tunnels WHILE killing enemies JUST to find Bowser’s castles. However, these all lead to duds, so we won’t really mention them. (actually, I’m just bored and they don’t add to the story at all)
“How many castles does this guy have?!” Link panted.
“Dunno…” I gasped.
“GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” Mario shouted, “Saving Peach is NEVER this hard!!!!”
“Nyaaaah, shut up,” I growled, “Let’s just go…”
“Can’t we have a QUICK break…?” Link asked hopefully.
“C’MON, SLOWPOLKS!!!” Sonic yelled back at us, half laughing.