Koolz Horoscopes
HOROSCOPES for the year 2008
JANUARY-- Watch out for pigeons!!! Something might happen…
FEBUARY-- You will suddenly have a deep love of math.
MARCH-- You’ll teach a friend some ELA, then slip on a banana peel.
APRIL-- You’ll embark on a journey accompanied by a few unicorns of your age.
MAY-- You’ll explode for not eating enough tacos.
JUNE-- Your pet fairy will yell at you for sleeping, and then give you a backpack to hit stuff with.
JULY-- You’ll be attacked by ponies because…..THIS IS PONYLAND!!!!!!
AUGUST-- Mario will ask you out, and then you’ll explode.
SEPTEMBER—Batman will give you his bat mobile for Christmas, and then you’ll realize a wheel’s missing. missing.
OCTOBER—You will be forced into a well AND BURN!!!!
NOVEMBER—You’ll turn blue and get a nasty scar.
DECEMBER—Your emo…Nuff said…XD
FEBUARY-- You will suddenly have a deep love of math.
MARCH-- You’ll teach a friend some ELA, then slip on a banana peel.
APRIL-- You’ll embark on a journey accompanied by a few unicorns of your age.
MAY-- You’ll explode for not eating enough tacos.
JUNE-- Your pet fairy will yell at you for sleeping, and then give you a backpack to hit stuff with.
JULY-- You’ll be attacked by ponies because…..THIS IS PONYLAND!!!!!!
AUGUST-- Mario will ask you out, and then you’ll explode.
SEPTEMBER—Batman will give you his bat mobile for Christmas, and then you’ll realize a wheel’s missing. missing.
OCTOBER—You will be forced into a well AND BURN!!!!
NOVEMBER—You’ll turn blue and get a nasty scar.
DECEMBER—Your emo…Nuff said…XD
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This refrences more things than I can mention...=_=