Cheer Up Emo Kid

The fifth entry.

Dear Diary,

Hello there. I’ve been thinking about getting a myspace. Here, I’ll ramble about what I want on it.

So, an emo layout. With a picture of a casket in the background. And emo stripes on the casket. With a chainsaw shoved in it. Surrounded by a puddle of blood.

My about me will say something along the lines of this:

Hey, I’m Kelly. I’m a really cool person. I’m usually happy most of the time. I love living. I would say I’m really outgoing. I have a lot of friends, and I love them to death. I’m completely straightedge on all aspects. My favorite bans are Bring Me The Horizon, Chiodos, and The Black Dahlia Murder. Hollister = <3. I’m generally fun. We WILL be friends. <3

Sound good, eh? For heroes, I’ll probably just put a picture of Jacko or OJ or Dingo or something.

Then I was gonna have all of the kids add me as a friend. Then those myspace folks like Matthew Lush, Jeffree Star, Chris Crocker, and such to add me. Plus all of my favorite bands. And all of those kids who said those things about me. [Remember, in parts one and two?] Just to see if they talk about me.

My song will probably be “Seven Years” by Saosin, followed by “Blood Drops On My Guitar” by Taylor Swift, and finally that new Blink-182 song, “Dick Lips.”

I’m so excited about my first myspace. <3

-Kelly Forte!
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I dunno if I'm gonna delete this or not. I don't have any good ideas for it anymore. Maybe I'll just end it.