Chats-A-Lot

Welcome to Chats-A-Lot! Your randomly generated topic is: APPLES

Leena: Apples? Wtf?

Andrew: That's interesting.

Leena: What the hell can I say about a topic like apples?

Josh: It's randomly generated. It’s supposed to make you think.

Andrew: I used to drink a lot of apple juice when I was little.

Leena: Apple juice looks like pee!

Josh: Hahaha.

Andrew: I drank so much it rotted my baby teeth and I had to get them pulled.

Leena: Thanks for that image, Andrew.

Andrew: No problem. :)

Leena: Where's the other chick? Gracie?

Gracie: Hello. :)

Andrew: Oh, I didn’t even know you were there! Sorry for talking so much.

Gracie: It's okay, I like to listen.

Josh: Nice meeting you, Gracie.

Leena: Someone is playing favorites.

Josh: Leena is the one that talks too much!

Andrew: Let's play nice, kiddies. We’re all buds here.

Leena: I'll shut up if you want me to.

Gracie: Where is everyone from?

Andrew: I'm a Jersey boy.

Leena: NYC, baby.

Gracie: Nice. I live in North Carolina.

Leena: East Coast represent! Where are you from, Joshy?

Josh: Don't call me that.

Josh: Oregon.

Leena: Well, way to ruin it!

Andrew: I have relatives in Oregon.

Josh: Cool, what part?

Leena: Where the hell is Oregon, anyway?

Andrew: I think they live about 20 miles out from Portland.

Gracie: It's in the Northwest.

Leena: Thanks for the geography lesson.

Josh: Gotcha. I'm in the city.

Gracie: Andrew, do you live in a city, too?

Andrew: I'm in suburban Philadelphia, on the Jersey side.

Leena: Are you a little farm girl, Gracie?

Gracie: There's a farm down the road, but no.

Andrew: That's cool. I've never been out of New Jersey.

Leena: You guys haven't seen nothing if you haven't been to the Big Apple.

Josh: Speaking of, I like apple pie.

Gracie: My grandmother's homemade apple pies are delicious.

Andrew: I still like apple juice.

Josh: Mmm, I might have to visit sometime.

Gracie: I can smell her baking a pie from miles away.

Leena: Do your grandparents live on the farm down the road?

Josh: Do you have something against farms, Leena?

Leena: No, I’m just convinced Gracie wears her hair in braids and is missing her two front teeth.

Andrew: Just because she lives in the south, doesn’t mean she’s a hick.

Leena: You probably have a Joisey accent, don’t you, Andrew?

Josh: Alright, alright. Enough.

Gracie: My best friend Emily lives on a farm.

Leena: HA!

Josh: What’s your problem?

Leena: Mine?

Andrew: Does your friend have horses, Gracie? I’ve never seen one in person.

Josh: Yeah, do you enjoy picking on people?

Gracie: Emily’s farm is mostly produce, but she does take me horseback riding with her sometimes. It’s a lot of fun.

Josh: I bet the weather’s nice down there, isn’t it, Gracie?

Gracie: The weather has been perfect this past week. Summer is my favorite season.

Leena: Isn’t it everyone’s favorite?

Andrew: I like winter.

Gracie: I’ve only seen snow once or twice.

Josh: All I ever see is rain.

Leena: I saw a naked homeless man once.

Andrew: You’re weird.

Leena: I take that as a compliment, Andrew.

Josh: Leena, how old are you?

Leena: I’ll be 97 in a month.

Josh: …

Leena: I’m 20, suck it, Westerner.

Josh: Oh.

Leena: What, are you a perverted 14-year-old boy?

Josh: No, I’m 19.

Leena: Sure you are.

Andrew: Hey, me too!

Leena: Farm Girl?

Gracie: I’ll be 19 this fall.

Leena: Damn, I’m wasting my time with a bunch of immature teenagers!

Josh: Don’t answer to her stupid names, Gracie.

Leena: Don’t be so defensive, Joshy.

Andrew: Play nice!

Leena: Calm down, Mr. Mom!

Josh: What should we call Leena?

Andrew: Yankee Doodle.

Leena: Creative.

Josh: Yank for short.

Leena: I prefer Skank.

Andrew: What do you think, Gracie?

Leena: I probably scared her off.

Josh: Still with us, Gracie?

Leena: Farm Girl went to milk her cows.

Andrew: Stop it, you’re being obnoxious.

Leena: I bet this is the most you’ve talked to a girl all summer!

Josh: Knock it off, Leena!

Leena: I’m outta here. Bye bye, babes.

Leena left the chat

Andrew: Good riddens, Skank!

Josh: You know she’ll see that when she logs back in, don’t you?

Andrew: So what? She deserves it.

Josh: Did Gracie leave, too?

Gracie: I’m here.

Andrew: Haha, were you just hiding from Leena?

Gracie: Maybe.

Josh: Don’t be afraid of her, she’s just a big bully.

Gracie: I know, I was ignoring her until she left.

Andrew: I like the way this girl thinks.

Josh: At least we can have a decent conversation now.

Andrew: Yeah, thanks for nothing, Skank!

Gracie: You shouldn’t say that… She’ll be angry when she comes back.

Josh: She did say she preferred it, though.

Andrew: Right! And that’s only if she comes back.

Gracie: That’s true.

Josh: So, anyway…

Gracie: I can’t stay much longer, it’s getting late.

Andrew: It’s not even midnight!

Josh: Not even nine where I am.

Andrew: Oh, I didn’t think about the time difference.

Gracie: I have to wake up early tomorrow morning. I’m going to the beach.

Andrew: Lucky! I haven’t been down the shore all summer.

Josh: Sounds nice, Gracie. I don’t like the beaches here.

Gracie: Your beaches are really rocky, aren’t they?

Josh: Yeah, they’re okay for surfing, but not for beaching.

Andrew: Beaching is a verb?

Gracie: Sorry, but I have to get going. I really enjoyed talking to you two. 

Andrew: Aww, okay. Talk to you soon!

Josh: Likewise, Gracie. Goodnight.

Gracie: Sleep well, both of you!

Gracie left the chat

Andrew: Nice girl.

Josh: Yeah, especially compared to Leena.

Andrew: I hope she doesn’t come back. Skank.

Josh: I hope she doesn’t for your sake.

Andrew: I can handle it, I’m tough.

Josh: Maybe I should use this as an excuse to head in early for the night.

Andrew: Good idea. See ya later.

Josh: Night.

Andrew left the chat

Josh left the chat