Chats-A-Lot

Andrew joined the chat 10 minutes ago

Josh joined the chat

Josh: Hey.

Andrew: Howdy.

Josh: How was class?

Andrew: Stupid.

Josh: Understandable.

Andrew: I want to fly out to LA and play my guitar on the street. If I had the money, I would.

Josh: If you had the guitar, you would.

Andrew: …

Josh: Sorry, too soon?

Gracie joined the chat

Gracie: Hi, guys. Sorry about earlier, Josh. I had to pick up my brother and I got sidetracked.

Josh: It’s alright, no worries.

Andrew: Hi there, Gracie.

Gracie: Hi, Andrew. 

Leena joined the chat

Leena: Picture time!

Andrew: Huh?

Leena: I think we should all swap pictures. It’s been, what, a week? I wanna see what you losers look like.

Andrew: Oh, that’s a good idea!

Josh: Okay, I guess.

Leena: Gracie?

Gracie: I don’t know…

Andrew: We don’t bite.

Leena: Speak for yourself.

Josh: You don’t have to if you don’t want to, Gracie.

Gracie: I want to.

Josh: Are you sure?

Leena: She just said she wants to, so who’s going first?

Andrew: I’ll go, just let me find a good one.

Leena: Come on, we don’t have all day.

Andrew posted an image

Andrew: Ta da!

Leena: That isn’t you!

Andrew: Yes it is!

Leena: You look like a male model.

Andrew: Maybe I am. Ever think of that?

Leena: Pfft.

Gracie: Are you, Andrew?

Andrew: Not yet… When I move to LA, maybe.

Josh: Since when did you want to move to LA?

Andrew: Um, since my whole life?

Leena: Shut up, my turn.

Leena posted an image

Andrew: Purple streaks? Seriously?

Josh: Why doesn’t that surprise me?

Gracie: Your hair looks awesome, I wish mine could do that.

Leena: It helps that my hair is straight, it looks like shit with curly hair.

Gracie: That explains why I can’t pull it off.

Leena: Your turn, Joshy.

Josh: Alright.

Josh posted an image

Leena: You’re boring.

Josh: Thanks?

Andrew: You look like a nice dude. I’d be your friend.

Leena: Average, I mean.

Gracie: You’re cute.

Leena: Cute? Are you kidding me?

Andrew: Haha, Gracie thinks you’re cute, Josh.

Gracie: I mean, you’re attractive. It’s a compliment. That’s all.

Leena: Oh, I see what’s going on here!

Josh: Thank you, Gracie. At least someone knows how to be nice.

Andrew: I’m nice!

Josh: I know you are.

Leena: Whatever. Farm Girl, you’re up.

Gracie: Okay.

Gracie posted an image

Andrew: Hot damn!

Leena: She isn’t hideous.

Andrew: She’s smokin’!

Leena: She’s pretty.

Gracie: Oh, I don’t know about that, but thank you.

Josh: I think she’s stunning.

Andrew: Girl, come to LA with me, and we could rule the city. ;)

Gracie: Haha, no thanks, I’m not much of a city girl.

Leena: I’ll hit up LA with you.

Andrew: Great! Now I don’t need to find someone to carry my bags and drive my car.

Leena: Oh, does that mean Joshy is coming, too?

Josh: Ha. Funny.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. Josh, you can drive my car, and Leena can wipe my ass. How’s that sound?

Gracie: Oh, my God.

Josh: Alright, enough of that.

Leena: Can I use your face as an ass wipe?

Andrew: What do you think I am, a contortionist?

Gracie: Stop, please! That’s gross!

Leena: Hey, what do I know? You can join the circus in LA since your guitar has a foot hole in it.

Josh: Both of you, shut up.

Andrew: Why? This is fun.

Leena: Mind your business, Joshy.

Josh invited Gracie to a private chat

Josh: Why does it announce what I’m doing?

Leena: Private chat? What the hell is this?

Josh and Gracie left the chat

Andrew: Oh, wow.

Leena: Babies!

Andrew: I didn’t even know you could have a private conversation.

Leena: Guess you can.

Andrew: They’re probably talking about us.

Leena: Or having cybersex.

Andrew: Leena!

Leena: What? They probably are. What else do you do in a “private chat”?

Andrew: I don’t know, escape weirdos like us?

Leena: Hey, speak for yourself! I’m completely normal.

Andrew: Sure, okay. Were you on here with them earlier today?

Leena: No, I had… I was busy.

Andrew: You had what?

Leena: I had plenty of things.

Andrew: Like what?

Leena: Figure skating lessons.

Andrew: No, really. What did you do today? I’m curious.

Leena: I had figure skating lessons. Can you read, or what?

Andrew: You’re serious?

Leena: I better be.

Andrew: Wow.

Leena: What?

Andrew: Nothing, I just didn’t expect that from you.

Leena: We all can’t join the circus like you.

Andrew: Yeah, but we all know how to wipe butts, don’t we?

Leena: Freak.

Andrew: Skank.

Leena: Bye.

Andrew: See ya.

Leena left the chat

Andrew left the chat

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Josh: You there?

Gracie: Yeah, I’m here.

Josh: Sorry, I just couldn’t handle those two anymore.

Gracie: I couldn’t, either. They’re nice and all, but…

Josh: Andrew’s alright. Leena is just…

Gracie: Let’s not talk about them behind their back.

Josh: Right, we won’t.

Gracie: I’m just not that type of girl.

Josh: I know you aren’t.

Josh: So, how are you?

Gracie: I’m hungry.

Josh: Eat something?

Gracie: I have apple slices with peanut butter.

Josh: Yum. What kind of apples?

Gracie: Red delicious.

Josh: Hm, I prefer Golden.

Gracie: No way, Red is the best by far.

Josh: Oh? And why’s that?

Gracie: Because, whenever you think of an apple in your head, what do you see?

Josh: Golden delicious.

Gracie: Okay, well the other 99% of the population probably sees Red.

Josh: Golden is sweeter.

Gracie: So?

Josh: So, sweeter is better.

Gracie: Not always.

Josh: Yes, always.

Gracie: Whatever.

Josh: What’s your favorite color, Gracie?

Gracie: Yellow, definitely. What’s yours?

Josh: Hm, probably red. I don’t know.

Gracie: …

Josh: What?

Gracie: I like Red delicious, but my favorite color is yellow. You like Golden delicious…

Josh: But my favorite color is red.

Gracie: Wow.

Josh: That’s hilarious.

Gracie: It’s ironic.

Josh: I like you, Gracie.

Gracie: You do?

Josh: Yeah, I do. I liked your picture, too.

Gracie: Really? Why?

Josh: I don’t know, I think you’re really pretty.

Gracie: Don’t make me blush.

Josh: You’re blushing?

Gracie: Maybe.

Josh: That’s cute. 

Gracie: If you say so.

Josh: I know so.

Josh: Hey, Coco is rubbing at my legs, I have to go feed her, I’ll be quick.

Gracie: Okay, hurry back.

Josh: I will.

Josh: Back.

Gracie: Welcome back.

Josh: Thank you.

Gracie: What time is it where you are?

Josh: Almost 8pm.

Gracie: It’s almost 11pm here.

Josh: Past your bedtime?

Gracie: No!

Josh: Well, are you tired?

Gracie: Not at all.

Josh: Good.